Cook My Mouth Krabs

1.A person or persons who exseivly use slang. 2. A person who consistantly invents non-sensical slang words. Generally used in Ireland and the UK.

Jack: "Im a TBJL and im looking for a P.H.A.T hoe...delish"
Ed: "That Jack, Always cooking some serious mouth krabs"
Jack: "Ye I love to cook my mouth Krabs"

by Best Person Ever Really+ Jack October 30, 2010

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth

When you buy a new style Dr. Pepper and she accuses you of cheating with her mate

I was walking your friend home and this is how you treat me so Don't look a gift horse in the mouth

by Jermaine Burrell August 30, 2023

I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!

When some ones mom is so nasty, that putting your dick in her mouth would be like getting into a dumpster.

If you don't shut up, I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!

by Cross thread tech January 29, 2020

Bred by mouth

Whereby someone has been bred (“raised”) by an all bark no bite parent whereby they make threats and don’t follow them through.

Honestly mate your bred by mouth, full of empty threats.

by Scousec July 8, 2019

hot pussy mouth

a mouth that feels like a pussy or is even better

"Damn John Bridgett has one good hot pussy mouth"

by Jessie the Bestie July 4, 2017

it’s my mouth

The funniest way to respond to someone e that says that they are talking always talking too much.

Alex: I can’t believe that I have to work on all of this homework for today
Chad: Seriously you talk so much why can’t you just shut up!?!?!?!?!
Alex: Because it’s my mouth

by D@rk$h@d0w November 11, 2020

Fist in mouth

to do something stupid, that is almost impossible to do

he put his fist in mouth when he asked that high class girl out on a date

by fanforfan May 3, 2024