Red Muffin

When a circumsised man vigorously masterbates so frequently or having done so in quick and rapid succession, the tip of penis begins to turn red, creating a similar likeness to a red muffin top.

"Man I've jerked off to Katy Perry so many times I've got a red muffin.

by ArmoredArtichoke May 12, 2016

Muffin show

The muffin is a very majestic creatures The muffin likes to eat other muffins if you come across a muffin run they will not take a chance to kill you to kill you

Muffin showssss

by Bob Open hood August 28, 2021

Muffin Buffer

An object, such as a vibrator, used by a woman or a man on a woman to masturbate with her with.

Ellen loves her 2 stroke muffin buffer.

by CallieMuffin April 07, 2018

gusset muffin

when a women butt cheeks go round the gusset on underwear( the stip at the bottom of the pants where you put a sanitary towel )

Nicky- that underwear is too tight u can see your gusset muffin

by nomnomnom2 October 08, 2018

Poop Muffin

A word used to describe someone who is cute but who doesn’t like being complimented.

Cody called Kate a Poop Muffin to when she looked cute.

by OutsideDaveDaGhost August 27, 2019

Poop muffin

Butt cheeks...those sweet cheeks you wanna eat!!

Dayum did you see her poop muffin?!

I’d lick that sweet poop muffin!!!
I just wanna bury my face in her poop muffin!!!

by Stave1 September 29, 2017

Poop-Muffin

A sweet, mushy, and slightly sticky brown delicacy found only in San Fernando, Chile. Alternate definition: a mild swear word used primarily in Germany and the Western United States

Any fresh poop-muffins available today, Margaret?

Oh Janice, stop being such a poop-muffin!

by poop muffin lovers May 08, 2018