Jake

An asshole who smokes and thinks he’s better than everyone else. He has brown possibly curly hair and thinks he is tough. He is a f-boy. He gets with girls for nudes.

Hey look it’s Jake *avoids him*

by I’d frick a creeper October 26, 2019

Jakes lover

Jake one and only lover is a girl named Sarah

You can use it like that, Jakes lover is so lucky to have sim jake aka sim jaeyun

by jaeyun04 September 13, 2022

The Wet Jake

When a Midget stickers their finger, in their mouth and then removes to getting as much saliva on it as possible.

They then move through your legs running their finger from your crack to your genitals, giggling the whole time.

I cant wait to hang out in a basement and get The Wet Jake.

by Checkoff April 17, 2024

Jake Aim

When you toggle like a shark once it spots it prey. Your hands become tools for death and your aim becomes god like

Holy shit! Did you just see my Jake Aim! I just lasered this kid.

by LootyLootcrate February 7, 2019

Jake

To be a disgrace to humanity. To be a misogynistic, hypocritical idiot. A cunt.

See that boy there? He beat up Tammy and then made fun of her bi-polar. He's a proper Jake.

by Mia Metro September 21, 2020

Jake weight

The weight of one’s fast food order has either a positive or a negative “feel”.

The drive thru person handed me my order and I immediately knew by the jake weight that i had not ordered enough.

by Yeawhatever May 6, 2024

Jake

A non existent hairline and waste of space

That piece of sh¥t Jake tried to find his hairline but couldn’t

by Fich much March 13, 2019