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shit fucks hard

When shit slaps & it’s bussin bussin it reaches the level of fucking hard
by Hahshshshdjssndb October 3, 2022
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My dick is really hard

1. Explanation :
"My dick is really hard" is a word or phrase commonly used or exclaimed by one when, in fact, they're Bald-headed giggle stick is really hard.

Example use case :
Friend one : Woah! Shes hot!
Hard guy : My dick is really hard

Second example use case :
Friend one : Woah! your purple-headed yogurt slinger looks hard!
Hard guy : Yea, My dick is really hard
Yea, i guess My dick is really hard
by WeestDoesDrugs April 22, 2024
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Try hard

Someone who tries to hard to be cool or prove a point when in reality they are just fucken stupid
Wow! Look at jack what fucking try hard.
by Nicetryjack December 14, 2019
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hard of understanding

A play on the phrase "hard of hearing". Often said as "acting hard of understanding".

1. Pretending like one doesn't understand or feigning ignorance, especially if the topic is simple; disingenuous; goofy; playing dumb

2. A reproach for someone who completed a request either incompletely and incorrectly, usually out of laziness: especially if the task was simple or explained several times; stupid

3. A reproach for someone who is only half listening and giving inappropriate or no response

4. Hard-headed, stubborn
He acted hard of understanding when I asked him to bring in the groceries, only bringing in the bags in the front seat and pretending not to see those in the back seat.
by Dann326 June 10, 2019
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Nicholas Harding

He is awesome, the bees knees. Uses a lot of slang tho in situations but always puts a smile on your face. The best Boyfriend any woman could ask for. Respectable and loving Nicholas Harding is the best
by SAM115 January 8, 2023
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Hard boiled egg

An egg (trans person who doesn’t realise they are trans) who has been an egg for a longer than usual amount of time. Having one’s egg crack after their 40s is a usual qualifier, though this definition is somewhat subjective.
Bob: Alice is 70 and just realised she was trans after showing those signs for as long as I remember.
Claire: The life of a hard boiled egg, am I right?
by E hates Q July 18, 2023
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Fart Hard

Fart Hard means something that is veryy hard like SO HARD. It describes so muchhhhhhh hard .
If you cant do a thing that seems hard, you say "ITS SO FART HARD!!"

I hope you understand :)
Example:

Student: THIS TEST IS SO FART HARD, I CANT ANSWER IT
Example #2:

GAMER : THIS GAME IS SO FART HARD, I CANT WIN
by Aunty Joey July 22, 2021
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