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golden bachelor

In Chinese society and that single men reaching a certain age will often be labeled as either "golden bachelors", specifically over the age of 30.
Ohh bro! How old are you?
I’m 35.
And you’re still single! Praise the golden bachelor
by DeKKa Mill July 19, 2023
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Golden Piano

A sexual act conducted by women whose vaginas have been destroyed by pushing out future steroid abusers.

The woman lays on her back and fucks every single poor person they can whilst pissing on them constantly from her enormous fadge.
"I can't believe she managed the entire population of Stoke in that Golden Piano, we're gonna need a bigger mop"
by GoldenPianoman December 27, 2018
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Golden Sea

A bathtub or other large fluid container intended for humans that is filled with urine.
"When you're on a golden sea, you don't need no memory. Live in the moment and appreciate the urine."
by Fexxis March 14, 2024
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Golden State Warriors

Would make good chum.
If you could envision the Golden State Warriors on a championship party boat in San Francisco Bay sinking into frenzied shark-infested waters there then I like you. Can't you just see a hammerhead mistaking Draymond Green for a sea lion, the way he flops around?
by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023
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Golden Girl Lesbian

When a woman is too old to attract a husband, so decides to become a lesbian for the companionship.
After Uncle John left her, Terry became a Golden Girl Lesbian and moved in with her friend Barb.
by CJStrokenoff November 7, 2017
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Golden Corral

When you’re eatin’ at the All You Can Eat Buttfet and she pisses on your face.
I didn’t know how thirsty I was until she gave me a Golden Corral.
by jaysephone October 18, 2025
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Golden strawberry

In celeste, a golden strawberry is present at the start of each level after progressing far enough. real condition removed to avoid spoilers, if you're desperate then ask Google ig.
There are at least 24 easy-ish ones which you could do if you are dedicated enough. Out of these, 3 stand out.
One requires a walkthrough. (Or you can play the game too much)
and one more, is fwg - short for farewell golden.
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A Cautionary note about golden strawberries

I do not believe that it is statistically possible to get every golden strawberry without using assist mode, or cheating in some way. I kinda think that Maddy Thorson was trolling us by putting these strawberries in the game, and having no way to tell if someone is using assist mode just by looking at the screen footage. I think she knows full well that it's impossible, and the whole thing is little more than a social experiment to see how many people will cheat and then try to pass their work off as legitimate. There is no achievement or reward for getting these strawberries. You don't unlock a special ending where Theo chips a tooth on the gold strawberries in your pie. You do get a stamp of a gold strawberry on your save file if you succeed in getting all 25 gold strawberries. But PC players have already learned to hack their save slot to manipulate these stamps - including removing the assist stamp.
by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 20, 2025
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