i'll give you ice cream

Freezing your cum and and slapping it across your partners face!!!

Oh, you want ice cream? I'll give you ice cream...

by Furnace boy June 8, 2016

I dont give a living damn

When u dont give a fuck about someone or something
Default: fucks given = 1+
When u dont give a living damn: fucks given = 0

Teacher :"That answer is wrong!"
Me:"I dont give a living damn."

by WipDax December 14, 2016

garden of give a shit

The secret magical place where you keep your give a shits!

Let me take you to "my garden of give a shits!"

Usual response, that doesn't exist!

Exactly. I'm all out.

by Jackaction December 31, 2016

Drop and give me one

For qualified riflemen: taking a firing position and, within five seconds, triggering one carefully aimed shot that connects with its target.

When I approached the firing line, the range officer said in a low tone, "Drop and give me one".

by Ironsmanshooter July 8, 2017

I’ll give you my llama

One way to pick up Latino chics (or guys if ur gay) in bars

Also slang for I’ll give you my dick

“Como te llama?”
“Oh I’ll give you my llama

by BitchAs February 18, 2018

I’ll give you my llama

Something to say to a Latino chic

Slang for I’ll give u my penis

“Como te llama”
“Oh, i’ll give you my llama”

by BitchAs February 17, 2018

i don't give a thing

I couldn't care less!

Why are you talking about it again and on~?
I don't give a thing.

by Sonamu April 12, 2018