Free Fun Time

This phrase was invented by Mars Vining back in 2000 when he had took a female he had wanted to smash since 5th grade on a date. She ordered up a bunch of stuff she wouldn’t have with her parents or by herself. So why do this now ? She proceeded to tell him after eating & drinking beyond her level she wasn’t gonna let him hit because he was arrogant. It was in this moment when he could have left her to pay for what she ordered & taught her a lesson he would teach a similar whore later in life. But instead he took her home & thought about how reckless it was for her to eat & drink & be entertained for nothing but the hope of some pussy for being nice. It was then Mars knew he would not be a participant in giving “free fun time” to a user bitch!

Free Fun Time: accepting dates with no real interest in the man. But with he goal of eating nice drinking & doing things they probably can’t afford to do & the man they really like often doesn’t do
She didn’t wanna fuck, but she knew jimmy would take her somewhere nice to eat & she could just go home & suck Daquan’s dick at 3 am as usual. She was hungry & bord so she was down for the Free fun time!
by Mars Vining November 17, 2018
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free the guy

When you feel for someone that wants to do something but they can't you say free the guy.
"Want to play tomorrow?"
"I can't because I my boss wanted me to work tomorrow."
"oh free the guy."
by Wise King Woo November 17, 2022
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Fag Free Ranga

A ginger who stops smoking and becomes an even bigger cunt.
by Aston Drake January 12, 2020
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free.99

I found some discarded jumper cables in the dumpster and they were free.99.
by Wilbur Under March 19, 2023
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Feel free

When you audaciously assume the right to be disruptive or impolite by taking advantage of the chillness of others, especially when, as a passive participant in a large online meeting, especially Zoom, you suddenly leave the meeting, usually due to laziness, creating a loud disruptive "leave meeting" sound effect, knowing that you can act immaturely because all witnesses are too chill or powerless to enforce consequences.
"Sir I'm about to just feel free can you tell me what I'll miss during the rest of class"
by SpoilFloer April 21, 2022
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do a free downloader

When you make a new soundcloud account that you only upload shit upon.
From the artist "the free downloader" that made success after doing such a thing.
You got so many stupid songs that you've made! You should do a free downloader.
by Gai Normous January 13, 2017
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free hound

An extreme cheapskate or cheapass. A person who is constantly looking for free things, to the point of being aggravating. They are not merely trying to save money in a tough economic period, they are simply cheap. They will go on a few dates with people who they are not genuinely interested in, solely for the chance of getting free dinners. They go to seminars, sales pitches, and real estate open houses just for free snacks and appetizers. They attempt to take multiple free samples from the restaurant people in food courts at malls. They steal coupons for free items from newspapers and magazines.
Lana asked Kevin to sit through a thirty-minute sale pitch about timeshares so they could get a $15 gift card for McDonald's and not have to pay for dinner afterward. Kevin suspected that she might be a free hound.
by CoyoteWolf12 March 14, 2014
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