The Flying D

When you use your fully erect penis to hit someone, i.e. your friend or lover, in the face. You must run across the room adjacent of the target, yelling their name; at the mid way point of the room, to gain their attention, then aiming for the nose of said person after jumping in the air, bringing your erect penis down like a drop kick.
If done correctly, their nose should be bleeding.

"Frank... I hate you..."
"Why?"
"Because I think you broke my nose when you gave me the Flying D."

by TheMeatiestOfShields February 24, 2017

Flying Nut Monkey

Verb: The act of swinging on a sex swing wearing a gorilla suit.

Mary Ann was totally into the flying nut monkey last night.

by Filthy gym sock July 16, 2017

Bog fly

Those tiny flys you see in the summer that are normally found around the bog or hovering around fruit bowls.

Have you seen all those bog flys in there!

Man, the toilet is full of bog flys!

by A.S.8 April 13, 2017

snow fly

A white girl that dates black boys

Hey Madison I didn't know you were a snow fly!

by Whitegirl03 July 6, 2016

Japanese flying squirrel

Ugliest thing in the world

Look at that chick! She's uglier than a japanese flying squirrel

by Bungalow June 16, 2016

Flying Guillotine

A term for throwing kitchen knives to people.

"Jackie Chan's in the kitchen. There will be a lot of flying guillotines in this scene."

by ill-paid September 23, 2016

flying to san antonio

When you need a new vibrating neck pillow to masturbate with, and you need a cover story to go buy one. Because seriously, nobody you know just has one lying around that they use all the time. Not to mention the cashier who ALWAYS rings you up for these things, and probably knows your secret. You're just flying to San Antonio this weekend!

Taken from a BuzzFeed video about women and their first time masturbating

"I'm flying to San Antonio again, mum. Think you could grab me another vibrating neck pillow while you're at the store? I ran the batteries dead in mine."

by stonetastifulrumptious August 10, 2016