The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

A metaphor for timing, basically saying the time must be right.

Trevor: Should I ask this girl out, she said I was cute?
Shawn: The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

by JPOEMMAMA January 7, 2022

Donkey style

When you shove a waffle up your ass while having sex with a cheerleader.

Taken from SML: "SML Movie: Brooklyn Guy's Nightmare!"

What? Donkey style is new, what is that?
IS WHEN YOU SHOVE A WAFFLE UP YO ASS

by cheesecrackers21 October 20, 2025

Donkey Onions

An ass so sweet it makes you cry.

Look at the donkey onions on that thicc honey!

by hjk909090 June 11, 2018

donkey

the new word to replace Never Been Kissed's "rufus," meaning totally cool, amazing, rocking, groovy, or any other synonym there of.

**after having a moment of pure genius via telekinesis during a game of catch phrase, the team wins the game**
"That's donkey!"
or: "your disco barbie costume is totally donkey"

by gotsoccer? December 24, 2009

Glass donkey

Glass Donkey is another word for big p*ussy, if you get called this…you’re living your life wrong and need to turn it around, Loser.

Doctor : Are you a virgin?
Jack : yes
Doctor : damn you don’t get no b*tches

Jack : dude I get girls

Doctor : sounds like you’re a little glass donkey

Jack : *dies*

by prideguy69 October 29, 2021

donkey

In the sport of Disc Golf, any putt that hits the top band.

On yellow banded baskets this action produces a loud "Eeeeeee" sound which is followed by the crowd going "Awwwww". Originated in Gulley Park, Arkansas.

This led to a betting game (side bet) in which players keep track of "donkeys". The first person to hit the band with a putt gets a "d", the next to hit the band hits the "o" and so on until donkey is spelled...then..every "donkey" after that pays!
You hit a "donkey" and you pay everyone on your card.

"Nice donkey, pay up sucka."

"If that putt hadn't of hit that branch, we would've never heard that beautiful donkey"

Sometimes heard from several cards away...
"DonnKaayyyyyyyyy!!!"

The Donkey/Bailey game is played on the National Tour

by Flyin_G <threw first donkey March 4, 2012

Donkey cut

It means the same as fringe or bangs. Just don’t think your an anime girl if u have them.

“I like your donkey cut!”

by yeonjuniezay May 31, 2022