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Chris Phillips 

Noun, Verb, Adjective:
Noun: A hockey player who is often known for scoring on his own net. Also used to name any random person with no relation to the user whatsoever. Variations of this noun are Chris Phillips, CPhilly, Chris and Philly.
Verb: The word Chris or Phillips can be used to replace virtually any other verb in the english language.
Adjective: It`s Chris. Not cool, not lame, etc. It`s Chris
Using Noun:

Person A(To a passerby or random person): CHRIS PHILLIPS!!

Using Verb: Person A: Dude what are you doing?
Person B: Nothing just Chrissing around.

Using Adjective: Person A: Did you see that girl?
Person B: Yeah, she`s so Chris.

Chris Potter 

Golfer, Brookwoods Golf Club Tournament Winner, Trophy Holder, Boozer, Champion, The Shiznit,
Holy Crap! Did you see Chris Potter win that Golf Tournament, while drunk? He's the Shiznit!"

Chris Hickling 

A black asian who has a passionate love for a girl by the name of imo.
Don't worry, he's a bit of a Chris Hickling

Chris Explitzz 

White underground rapper from CT. Not big yet but working his way up there.
I listten to Chris Explitzz.. huu?
Chris Explitzz by ROFLcopterbitch November 20, 2011

chris meardon 

a god among meer fools
chris meardon is the best guy ever!
chris meardon by lily ewen January 1, 2012

Chris' Law 

Chris' Law: Established in the second half of 2011 by Christopher Lake, Chris' Law states that whenever something bad or "negative" happens, it is always the fault of Jackson Carmusin. Despite Jackson being of Jewish descent, this is in no way racist what so ever. This law was most likely established or "made up" while the creator of it, Christopher, was under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. Despite this most likely being true, everybody follows this law. Those who choose to question the law WILL recieve an arrow to the knee, and those who give complaints about receiving said arrow, will recieve a Mike Tyson to the ear.
Example #1:
Michelle: I died in Mortal Kombat !_!
Tony the Brony: Look at Chris' law.
Michelle: Jackson -______-

Example #2:
Khaled: Well my mom smacked me... Again.
Jackson: That's my fault, sorry.

Example #3:
Hao: DKFLGSDGOWREAOFHGDOVSDHGADSGFASF
Rose: Jackson did it.
Chris' Law by MetallicYoshi64 March 11, 2012