elbow block

.A magickarpusedfly meme that being used by a 12 years old

Elbow block on them haters.

by heideo kujima September 28, 2017

bullshitters block

So you've heard of writer's block well this is basically the same thing but this occurs when you are trying to bullshit your way through an English assignment that is due tomorrow, at roughly 1: oo pm.

Man, my prof is going to be pissed, I didn't complete one of our assignments last night, I had bullshitters block.

by I drive a prius October 1, 2017

Elbow block

The act of blocking anything bad in your life.

"Team comming at you? ELBOW BLOCK"

SUCCESS!

"Wife wants a devorce? ELBOW BLOCK"

EXCELLENT!

"Roundhouse hight kick? ELBOW BLOCK"

YOU'RE THE KING OF THIS DOJO

"Depression kicking in? ELBOW BLOCK"

Your days are numbered.

by got a little sexual October 14, 2017

cock block ring

A device simple or extravagant that when placed on a woman's left ring finger effectively blocks her from accepting the advances of other men regardless of the qualities the other men possess.

Other names for this device are "promise ring" or "engagement ring"

Chris's friend Tim "Hey Chris I just saw your girl having dinner with another guy... I think you are in trouble because they looked damn good together!"

Chris "damn I better give her a cock block ring!"

by Romandell October 22, 2017

lard cock-block

A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.

Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.

by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017

Dyke Block

The act of foiling the sexual advances of butch lesbian to another woman.

I'm going to dyke block that butch from hitting on Earl's sister.

by Aaron The Terrible June 11, 2017

Big Block

In many cities, the size of each city block is standardized. There may be 8 or 10 blocks per mile, for example, in the downtown area. In many suburbs, or other areas, you will find places where you would expect there to be a cross-street, but it was omitted, leading to an extra-long walk or drive before encountering a cross street. This is described as a "big block," so you know what to expect when you are in the area.

Get off the bus at the hospital. You'll need to walk three big blocks south until you get to Elk Grove Avenue, my street.

I love walking in Rio, because it has such big blocks, full of nice buildings!

by Embroidery Fan June 16, 2017