Toblerone Touchdown

when your missus has BV and you're out of condoms so you stick a Toblerone box on your penis and go to town, then when you've picked up enough of the BV juices and jizzed in the box, you pull out, take the sleeve off, and touchdown it onto her head. bonus points if it lands in her mouth.

Danny gave me a Toblerone Touchdown last night, I'm telling my therapist all about it tomorrow.

by itsmxra42 April 18, 2024

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Gupta Touch

Someone who has the cheese touch, smelly rotten poisonous touch, someone who curses people by touching especially on sports bets.

Yameen Gupta Touched the pelicans allowing OKC to win in blowout fashion

by Micdictionary April 26, 2024

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soft touch

When a musician is so experienced and plays so well that his touch on the instrument looks absolutely effortless during his performance.

Bill got a soft touch on the piano.

by avoidingthepuddle May 18, 2024

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Aalap Touch

Similar to the cheese touch, the Aalap touch is a curse that affects teams that an “Aalap” may support. This in theory destroys all possibilities of said team to win.

Ugh bro, my team just got the Aalap touch.

by KingShahhh May 23, 2024

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I thought this was a classy party

The phrase “I thought this was a classy party”, popularized on X from a video recording from The Real Housewives of Orange County, is an expression of surprise or disappointment, indicating that the speaker expected the event to be sophisticated or elegant, but has found aspects of it to be inappropriate or lacking in refinement.

Pronunciation:
/aɪ θɔ t ðɪs wəz ə ˈklæsi ˈpɑ rti/

Guest 1: (surprised) “What’s going on with the karaoke machine?”

Guest 2: (frustrated) “I know, right? I thought this was a classy party.”

by Jty2076 May 27, 2024

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