Last night I was eating this girl out while she was on the rag and she shit herself so I ate the beef pizza.
by Wesley Sanchez July 28, 2016

When you give 16 hand and foot jobs by putting different race dicks in-between your toes and fingers until one of them poop and squirt in their mouth
by Keeblergiant April 25, 2023

When one has epicly failed at making a homemade pizza and it turns into a sloppy mess so they try to pass it off as a calzone, but in fact its just a complete cheesy, dough, mess. Take it like a man. You can't cook. Deal with it.
by AuburnSass September 24, 2013

A gift from the heavens. A truly excellent meal that goes well with toopings. Served with sauce, cheese, and sometimes pepperonis. Many people like to eat this meal when there's nothing else to eat or they're just lazy to make a sandwich. Praise the Lord for bestowing this gift upon us!
<Guy1> Man, I'm hungry.
<Guy2> Make yourself a sandwich then.
<Guy1> But I'm too lazy...
<Guy2> FIne, I'll order some pizza.
<Guy1> FUCK YEAH!
<Guy2> Make yourself a sandwich then.
<Guy1> But I'm too lazy...
<Guy2> FIne, I'll order some pizza.
<Guy1> FUCK YEAH!
by CookieDude582 June 25, 2016

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