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Nick-on-Nick time

A euphemism for masturbation created by the character Nick in New Girl.
That’s going to factor heavily in tonight’s Nick-on-Nick time.
by aight-I’m-out February 26, 2024
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Nick

Nick has dark hair and doesn't speak much. He should advise his loved ones to not post inappropriate pics on social media. Nick has a tendency to protect his close ones by defending their actions and participating in slander against others rather than having them take responsibility and grow up.

It's not a great idea to let your loved ones post pics of drinking out of penis straws or glasses for their kids to see.
Nick has a family who helped him out for years by letting him live with them to raise his kids. His spouse isn't perfect.
by Getabuttjobsoitsperky July 13, 2025
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nick/liam

he is a very caring and loving person he cares abt everyone and he is so sweet. he has a blue-greish eyes. i love his eyes. andd he has a short brown hair (he is a trans btw) he is so handsome and cool like he wears sweaters, baggy jeans, big hoodies and he is broke so his gf is going to buy him crystals. and as a said he looks so handsome and he’s like kinda popular in school and everybody knows him. but like back off he has a gf🙄🙄 and uhh u will just look at his eyes and u will blush and smile: he is really very sweet and he cares abt everyone he’s like the therapist😕 his friends loves him even my sister, cousin and my friends too. he is so hot. he blushes often bc of his gf ofc🙄 and he looks cute tho. he also has a cats they are so cute (after him ofc) he likes to hang out with his cousins and he has a 2 friends called marko and timo i think. they are like his 2 bsfs and they are called in school “svätá trojica”. i can write a whole book abt him. i love him:
some random girl- “OMG HAVE U SEEN NICK/LIAM HE LOOKS SO HANDSOME

some random girl number 2- “YES I HAVE AND YE HE DOES BUT HE HAS A GF SADLY😔”
by Ema<3 December 29, 2021
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nick

A faggot that is most likely gay but no body tells him his therapist says that he has voices and is retarded his therapist also rapes him.
DO YOU SEE THAT NICK I FUCKED HIS MOM AND GOT HIV AND CRABS.
by NiCKISADUMBFAGGOT June 2, 2018
mugGet the nickmug.

Nick

Nick is a small cavia.
You are nick.
by Reza LAN November 22, 2021
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Nick

A godly being. He is definitely the best person you will ever encounter. He is funny, smart, caring, handsome, and the best partner anybody could ever ask for. He will care for you and make sure you are always happy. He will stay by your side no matter what and will always protect you. Nick is one of the best people you can ever meet and if you have the opportunity to, take it.
"Nick is Coming over for dinner."

"Oh, my day is already made!"
by A_Littlegay March 18, 2022
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nick

“stop acting like a nick
by Ryanrooster April 8, 2020
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