I'm new! check this out.

My name is Marie, i go by mari.
i'm 70% aesthetic and 20% funny.
my goal is to be popular!
i am a simp here, and if you don't care about me there, kindly don't raise your speech at me.
I'm new! check this out.
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Yes I'm

When you can't spell the last sentence of a fucking word
Guy 1: Wanna go to the party? You in?
Guy 2: Yes I'm!
by Yes i'm February 04, 2022
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I'll tell them I never wanted it.
I'll tell them who you are to me.
I'll tell them that I'm safe with you.
I'll tell them...

"That man is my husband, the one person that has always been there for me, the one person that has always kept me safe, the one person who has always helped me through everything... Is the one person I can't talk to. The person I need I'm not allowed to see..."
I'm sorry, we have a duty of care, our primary roll is to make sure you're safe, the severity of these allegations-
"Have you ever done ICE?"
No...
"Well then with all due respect, how can you be the judge on someone's character when you've never experienced what it's like on that day, that mindset-"
I may never have personally experienced it but I have seen, quite closely, the effects of the substance and am very aware of it's effects. I know this is disappointing to hear, but we can't just wave a magic wand and make it all disappear, even if you retract your statement the allegations and severity of the case is so extreme and we have a duty of care to you.
I'm sorry, I can hear that I've made you quite upset.
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 13, 2023
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I'm coming with you.

"I'm coming with you." is a phrase, from Squaresoft's, and now Square Enix's, Final Fantasy Legend II. The original game, is Makai Toushi Saga 2: Hihou Densestu, and the remake, Saga 2: Hihou Densetsu - Goddess of Destiny. Priestess Kai/Ki, from this series, says this phrase, when she joins, the main characters, to fight her nemesis, Lord Ashura.
"I'm coming with you." I must help Goddess Isis, fight atheism! I found out, I am Priestess Kai/Ki, so now I happily believe in Isis, and also God again! Woohoo! Note I also said this, on the Yuzu Nintendo Switch emulator, site!
by I'mcrazy May 02, 2024
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โ€ข someone who immediately relies on blocking in order to feel cool
โ€ข someone who needs to touch grass
โ€ข someone who blocks and cuts contact because they think theyre superior
funny emojies
1. Listen, I'm never unblocking you ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ™
2. I dont know, today the way my husband looked at me gave me "I'm never unblocking you ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ™" vibes
3. Want to fuel your ego? never unblock them ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ™
by ivanappreciator July 08, 2024
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A gag-worthy sentence whose language and symbolism can only be understood by the most devoted of the Unemployment religion.

Some user sent this sentence in Ethel Cain's livestream, and Ethel managed to read it, ending up confused and lowkey gagged.
"When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile!"
by repufolklore March 01, 2025
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A sentence mixed with AAVE + Stan Twitter words that make absolutely no sense at all for normal English speakers. Only the most devoted of the Unemployment religion can decipher the gaggery of this sentence.

Originally said by a random Twitter user, it gained more recognition when Ethel Cain read the same sentence posted by someone else on her livestream.
"When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile
What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight
And he'll win the whole thing 'fore he enters the ring
There's no body to batter when your mind is your might
So when you go solo, you hold your own hand
And remember that depth is the greatest of heights
And if you know where you stand, then you know where to land
And if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right" is the full title of Finna Apple's second studio album.
by repufolklore March 01, 2025
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