Covid Flaps

Referring to the plastic or PVC transparent door curtains most commonly found at the entrance to varying commercial and public spaces. Although initially designed to keep out unwanted insects , in the age of the global pandemic, these curtains or "flaps" encourage a significantly higher risk of viral contagion due to their large surface area which, by design, requires the skin contact of the hand, arm or in some cases face in order to operate.

Due to the inherent dankness of such threshold systems in the topical context has led to their addition to the cannon of COVID related catch phrases.

First coined in Wellington, New Zealand in late 2020 by local social personality, Rohanah Sos.

"Don't touch the Covid Flaps, Honey"

by clemfandango July 17, 2021

Jurassic Flappers

A cat's wings, simply put.

"What's one thing you're insecure about?" "My massive Jurassic Flappers, why?"

"Teresa please get some help we're all worried."

by Teresasconcernedfriend August 9, 2021

Happy Flaps

That rippling feeling you get when your partner farts on your freshly-shaven ballsack

“He’ll be getting happy flaps tonight after that Jerusalem Artichoke soup!”

by I Smeldit August 29, 2021

fezzie flaps

A female with a wiffy down below after camping all weekend at a festival without having a shower other than using wet wipes

I need a shower when I get home I got fezzie flaps

by Fezzie flaps August 30, 2021

knee flaps

the underside of your knee

“Oh my! My knee flaps are sweaty!”

by yourmom694200 September 9, 2021

Mud-Flappin'

When you are having anal sex with a girl and you pull out and put it into her vagina.

Friend #1: I was have amazing anal sex with that filthy little filly Stacy and I pulled it out and put it deep in her bum, straight mud-flappin' bro.

Friend #2: Amazing, pure class.

by Timothy0Peden September 16, 2021

Hand flappers

Those useless batshit human things with big balls from the 2006 book All Tomorrows. They used to be able to fly but lost the ability to, so they just used their big-ass webbed hands for courtship display. They were made because of the Qu’s messed up alien religion.

The hand flappers went extinct because they couldn’t build tools.

Hand flappers went extinct because they were useless.

by Lemur8889 January 22, 2022