The Based Misogyny Paradox refers to the phenomenon where upon taking “misogyny” to its logical end, one necessarily reaches the conclusion—just as a feminist would—that it is actually men who are to blame for every societal ill, due to the female sex’s inescapable dependence on male agency.
Feminist: “Men are responsible for every societal problem!”
Chad: “Yes! Including issues pertaining to modern women!”
Feminist: “Yes! Wait, how do you agree with me on this?”
Chad: “Because I am true misogynist, I have no choice but to blame men for everything.”
Feminist: “Oh f*ck you!”
Chad: “No thanks, you are fat and have blue hair.”
Feminist: *screeches unintelligibly*
- Based Misogyny Paradox
Chad: “Yes! Including issues pertaining to modern women!”
Feminist: “Yes! Wait, how do you agree with me on this?”
Chad: “Because I am true misogynist, I have no choice but to blame men for everything.”
Feminist: “Oh f*ck you!”
Chad: “No thanks, you are fat and have blue hair.”
Feminist: *screeches unintelligibly*
- Based Misogyny Paradox
by Canadian Dissident August 3, 2023
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About nothing and everything all at once?
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone
No doubt about it
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Or am I just stoned?
I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams
She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down
I went to a whore
He said my life's a bore
So quit my whining 'cause it's bringing her down
About nothing and everything all at once?
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone
No doubt about it
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Or am I just stoned?
I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams
She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down
I went to a whore
He said my life's a bore
So quit my whining 'cause it's bringing her down
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Huh yeah, yeah, yeah
(Ooh, ooh)
Grasping to control
So I better hold on
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Or am I just stoned?
Basket Case
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Huh yeah, yeah, yeah
(Ooh, ooh)
Grasping to control
So I better hold on
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Or am I just stoned?
Basket Case
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Get the basketball enjoyer mug.A cringe word that online right wing virgins use to describe themselves. Essentially means they hate everyone who doesn't look like them and isn't straight or capitalist. It is the virgin's way of identifying other virgins online.
Virgin 1: "Based?"
Virgin 2: "Yes, I haven't showered in 7 days? How based is that??"
VIrgin 1: "Super based!"
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VIrgin 1: "Super based!"
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