Bag Status

Deserving of or worthy of being designated with "Douche Bag Status". Used in a derrogatory fashion.

Barry Bonds deserves bag status because he is such a tool.

by Pot Luck McBeer April 2, 2003

dushe bag

a term of endearment for people who piss you off.

kevin, you're such a freakin' dushe bag!

by christin budziszewski October 17, 2003

hoe bag

a ridonk hoe that even exceeds normal hoe-ness. either that or a friendly greeting.

"man. she is SUCH a hoe bag to wear that shirt."
or..
"hey hoe bag"
"hey, how's it going?"

by corina May 26, 2004

Sex Bag

A bag like object used for sex. Commonly a girlfriend.

James - My brother's girlfriend is staying around tonight.

David - Ah, the good old sex bag. Lets face it thats what a girlfriend is.

James - Haha, but i use my cat...

by Dave Bryce May 19, 2007

Melon Bag

1) It's like a backwards Lemon Squeeze.
2) The act of rotating a boob counter clockwise.

Dude! I totally melon bagged Stephanie last night.

by crackwhore985 July 3, 2011

Ho-bag

a whore or a girl who acts slutty. a girl with a bitchy attitude.

My mom is such a ho-bag.

by nerm November 18, 2003

ho bag

A sack filled with Ho's, or promiscuous women. Many fun things can be done with a Ho bag. You can kick it, hit it with a big stick, throw it into a river. Some beleive that if you get them too riled up they become very agitated. Maybe because they want money, or for some unknown crack reason. What ever it may be that you decide to do with a sack of crack bitches. It's always a good idea to bring a Ho bag to any social gathering. You'll be the life of the party.

(Friend 1)Hey, did you see that Ho bag that Marky mark and the funky bunch brought?

(Friend 2)Yeah! I think I'm gonna go throw some rattle snakes into it, and than kick it for a while. You wanna join in?

(Friend 1)DO I!!?

by The Minister July 24, 2008