ubiquitous microcephaly

adj. - found everywhere; pervasive
medical term - small head implying small brain

- a descriptive term meaning "small brains are found everywhere and persist".

-ubiquitous microcephaly --> breeds small minded people = the reason for all that is hilarious!

by microcephalyagonist October 5, 2013

Ubuntu Beads

Ubuntu Beads are special African beads that have the ability to protect you from AIDS/HIV

"when I was fucking this hooker bareback, I thought oh shit AIDS! Then I remembered I had my Ubuntu beads so its all gravy"

by Hancock112 February 6, 2014

uber salty

When Norwegian men misbehave and spill too many secrets they are "uber-salty".

"Karl is uber salty when he drinks tequila, he tells everyones secrets like it ain't no thang"

by K8h8r November 24, 2013

Uber-posting

People who over post on social media to the point of being unfollowed or unfriended.

Uber-posting endlessly finally made me unfollow him.

by Smith Words June 2, 2014

UBI

Unidentified Beer Injury - Injury sustained whilst drunk. Usually discovered the following morning with no recollection of how it occurred.

Man I must have been hammered last night. Got loads of UBI's.

by Effeoh October 24, 2014

uberdouche

Doucheness to the extreme, the act of being a douche to the highest level capable

The weather today is uberdouche, that deejay is an uberdouche

by Dana Matthew February 8, 2015

ubersnapper

ubersnapper: a self-absorbed, clueless young whippersnapper of a manager, so intent on their own self-promotion that you know, if you work for them, no one else is ever gonna get a leg up.

Working for this ubersnapper, I knew I was in a dead-end job.

by DMCoop March 4, 2015