The Troll Rule 

An up and coming alternative to the naked lap for those who get skunked in beer pong. Should a player not make single cup in a game, he or she must sit under the table for the entirety of the next game in shame.

Joel did not make a single cup, according to The Troll Rule, he must now get under the table in shame.

The Troll Rule by ervans August 19, 2011

Slap the Table 

To make a decision.
To come to closure on a topic that has been discussed and debated to death.
Note - Used most effectively in conjunction with the actual action of slapping a table.

After going round and round on a topic, one of the board members said "For God sakes, will someone please just Slap the Table!"

Slap the Table by Dr Ock February 12, 2008

Rounding up the tadpoles 

Strangling the parrot, punishing percy in the palm, spanking the monkey

"Alright Ezz? Vanessa still up on the blocks is she?"

"Yeah, it's been over a week now, been Rounding up the tadpoles"

Rounding up the tadpoles by AJT67 September 1, 2007

the tits 

when something is really cool and/or desirable.

Yo man skinnydipping is the tits!

the tits by THeonecontainer June 7, 2005

The Three Stooges 

Historically a vaudeville comedy team who worked from 1922 to 1970, consisting of Larry, Moe and Curly, but now more popularly known to consist of the 45th POTUS, Attorney General William Barr and Secretary of State, Mike Pompeo.

The Three Stooges are endlessly doing their pratfalls and creating political comedy; they just cannot keep their stories straight!

The Three Stooges by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019

Hit The Trench 

The act of engaging in anal sex. To Hit The Trench applies to male on male, male on female and female on male (with strap on) anal play.

Louis: Hey Brian. How as your weekend get away with Sandy last weekend?
Brian: We never left the hotel room!
Louis: Really?
Brian: Oh yeaaaa Braaaahhhh! She let me Hit The Trench all day and night.
Louis: How was it?
Brian: Nice and tight! But she is constipated now and can't shit.
Louis: Way to tap dat ass Brooooohhhhh!

Hit The Trench by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2014

The Tazer 

The accidential (sometimes intentional) jab of the penis into the anus of a female expecting doggy style sex. The jolt experienced by the victim is not unlike the result of a police tazer.

My wife wouldn't let me finish after I accidentally slipped her the tazer. I swear it was an accident this time.

The Tazer by Long Rod Von Heusen Dong II October 30, 2010