tree impalment

when you get turned on by a tree

oo damn that tree is sexy, i think ive got tree impalment

by milliondollarpussayy June 2, 2021

Tree

If you don’t know what a tree is go outside

I punched someone because they didn’t know what a tree was

by FireRubies September 28, 2019

tree decoration

a racial slur against a black meaning that they can be hung on a tree

shut up you are a tree decoration!

by eat balls 21 August 3, 2020

night tree

When a guy gets a unexpected boner late at night.

*Guy wakes up from a nap late at night*
Oh shit bro I got a night tree
Other dude: man me too, night tree

by Sillyfrannie January 6, 2024

Palm tree

When the person is shady. When you shady as fuck we call you a palm tree.

Phil: why aren’t you kickin it with me anymore
Me: cause you a fucking palm tree bro!

by HeatherBear3217 November 24, 2020

Pine tree jr high

Pine tree jr fucking high is one of the most headass school in the world nobody is good every one is bad walk by someone and you smell weed or cancer sticks aka cigarettes with a ratio of 95% bloods and 3% crops and 2% other don’t come to this school you will be made fun of if you aren’t wearing the right colors aka red don’t wear blue cryps wack asf

Fuck pine tree jr high

by Drxkko February 24, 2019

Talking trees

An event in the 60s where you get clapped by guys in black pyjamas armed with AKs in the jungles.

I was in Vietnam when we were ambushed by talking trees.

by Hectare Acres July 14, 2023