burning water

masturbation
to masturbate
the act of masturbation

person 1: where did rolando go?
person 2: he's in the bathroom.. burning water!

by Pillow Queen February 27, 2014

cheesy water

When a small(or large) piece of cheese is added to someone's water.

You drank the whole bottle! That's some cheesy water

by Gandalf March 31, 2003

water polo depression

When a water polo player has not played in X number of months and longs to play again.

James aren't you playing baseball?

Yeah but it's not the same feeling as when I play polo. I must be going through a water polo depression

by waterpolo4life October 31, 2011

hand in cold water

An Italian-American Mafia expression for the first time you kill someone.

He put his hand in cold water. Really, how did he do it? He beat da kid to death wit a 2x4!!!
ice kill get rid of whack

by Hell owe January 22, 2016

tall glass of water

similar to "tall, dark, and handsome", if you are a tall glass of water, you are a tall guy who is a good catch, i.e. a goodlooking bachelor

Girl: Wow, would ya check him out? His deep voice is so sexxxyyyyy, and he plays tennis, AND he loves kids! Now that's a tall glass of water if I ever saw one!

by Annie September 13, 2006

Balls Hit the Water

As men get older, what happens when they go to the bathroom

"Hey, Gramps. Do your balls hit the water when you take a shit?

by creedmoor May 6, 2006

Naked Water Dance

A Shower.

plain and simple.

i'm pretty sure this phrase was coined by my friend Pat.

but he's been too lazy to define it on here.

"Hey, what's up dude?"
"Not much..about to go do a naked water dance. do you want to get food after?"
"yeah. call me when you're done being naked"


Naked water dances are to be done individually. if you're in the shower with someone else the odds of dancing are pretty slim.

by Danger_Rick February 1, 2009