Tea or Coffee

A statement that you say to someone when they are indecisive, even though going with two options is cheaper than the amount of time waisted deciding.

John: I'm spending hours analyzing charts to decide which crypto to get.
Me: Tea or Coffee!

Explanation: If that person spent their time that they waisted analyzing charts on a real job (like McDonalds) then the money they get paid would allow them to invest in both cryptos.

by awericktinuse November 16, 2021

tea

used to describe gossip and drama and all the juicy stuff.

" girl spill all the tea "
" what's the tea "

by teadictionary November 21, 2018

Tea

Telling gossip or giving up information

Girl go ahead and spill the tea on that situation

by MyWay6375 October 10, 2018

pleb tea

Tea with a spoon of sugar in it

Dya want tea?
Yeah sure go on.
Pleb tea?
Yeah fancy a bit of something sweet.

by niceoin February 18, 2014

Tea

(Drama) in other words gossip.

Girl 1: Did you hear the tea?
Girl 2: No, what tea?
Girl 1: I heard brad kissed Jessica at the party last night.

by Joseph Franco Jr. October 16, 2019

Largs Iced Tea

A mixture of 2 parts lemonade, 2 parts Lime cordial and 1 part sailor jerry spiced rum (or Koloa spiced rum) served over muggled fresh lime and lashings of ice.

It’s 38 degrees already and I can smell the chafe after doing the lawn. I could fucken murder a Largs Iced Tea!

by Seadogelvis March 18, 2023

Tea Party

Usually an old woman with short hair that goes to another country to have a "Tea Party" with other men while her husband stays at home not knowing what she is doing. The "Tea Party" is when she gets gang banged by them all. Think of her as being the "tea" which is in the middle of the table, and everybody takes turns.....

"Rose had a tea party with Abdul and all his friends"

by IrockandRoll June 7, 2024