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Russian success

When a person or system reports as having successfully completed a task, however, it has not actually been successful.
The backup failures are not being reported as failures. They are a Russian success.
by Cam.Parsons February 11, 2024
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Russian success

When a person or system reports a successful completion of a task which has not actually been completed successfully.

A reflection on the Russian military reporting very minor advances (which were in fact failures) as great successes.
The system is not reporting failed backups as failures. They are Russian successes.
by Cam.Parsons February 11, 2024
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Russian Sinkhole

A gaping asshole that can accommodate anything inserted into it
by The Static of Bolt February 20, 2024
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Russian Finish

When a masseuse provides a Happy Ending with a titjob, instead of the more common handjob.
Bro, I had the greatest spa experience yesterday. The masseuse had huge knockers, put some nice smelling oil on 'em, and gave me a Russian Finish. Best hour of massage in my life.
by jinlongan February 25, 2024
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Russia

Europe's tyrannical half- mongol cousin. A nation of slaves and masters. The spiritual successor to the Mongol Empire.

It's easy to see how this nation inspired George Orwell to write 1984 . Russia has never been a " normal" European country" . Whether it is now or when they were a totalitarian, Communist country, like North Korea or before that. When for centuries, Russia under the Tsars, was a brutal feudal- style society, with a population comprised almost entirely of serfs ( Basically slaves).

Russia has always been a very extreme country and the Russians have a cultural impulse. Towards adulating all of their "great leaders" (Who for centuries have been perpetually psychotic) to the point of it being weird and creepy. Russia is essentially a 3rd world country with nukes and nobody would care about it, were it not for their imperialism.

As for centuries s they have pursued an aggressive foreign policy.

Based on brutally oppressing any smaller neighbours. So they may add them them to the Russian Empire or rule them as puppets. While they impose their backward, poor, corrupt, authoritarian, civilisation model on them. Several hundreds years worth of this sort of behaviour and many other forms of aggression are why this country is so hated.
Russia is a curse to Europe. It is like a neighbour you wish you never had.
by Johnny35 March 2, 2024
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Russian hot air balloon

When a girl rims a guy and while rimming she encloses the colon of the guy completely with her lips and starts blowing out, thus inflating the intestines of the guy.
Did she really give Ryan a Russian hot air balloon in the gym bathroom?
by John pipes March 5, 2024
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Russian podcast

A scenario where you queue into a cs:go match and you only hear some random russians screaming in russian.
"Oh fuck we have a Russian podcast we're going to lose
by water:/ March 5, 2024
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