Spider Shit

A process in which two people defecate in the same toilet; achieved as one person straddles the other (like a spider swing), and defecates through the empty space in front of the other's crotch.

I couldn't hold it, so we took a spider shit.

by Gomerj84 January 16, 2010

shit spreader

(n). One who tells others blatant lies, untruths about someone else, usually in an attempt to ruin a person's reputation. One who gossips behind someone's back and then acts as if nothing happened. see also manure salesman.

Yo, Maria, let's blow from this party. I just saw Pete, he's a major shit spreader.

by boggler December 28, 2005

shit box

Australian slang for a beat up- rust eaten- fall apart type of car. ie a datsun 180b.

Dan's bloody shit box broke down again...

by i own a shit box November 3, 2004

eat shit

1. (slang) To have some sort of accident
2. Literally to eat some sort of feces

1. That turn was so sharp it made him eat shit.
2. Why does your dog eat shit?

by John D August 23, 2003

load of shit

Another way of describing Bullshit.

"10 inches???? You're joking.That's nothing but a load of shit."

by WitchyPOO January 3, 2005

da shit

Meanign the best of the best, nothing is better.

that girls ass is da shit

by Ben December 16, 2004

take a shit

take a shit a less vulgar way to tell someone to fuck off when telling someone to fuck off is inappropriate or unwanted

my neighbors dog shit in my yard and my neighbor refused to clean it up i told him to go take a shit

my girlfriend cheated on me i told her to take a shit

by bluebear April 9, 2020