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Retard stuck in a net

When you say or do things that trap you in a situation.
"I can't believe Jimmy made all those racist comments last night when he was drunk."
"Yeah I guess you can say that now he's more helpless than a retard stuck in a net."
by null793 September 25, 2015
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Retard

A certain type of exjw apostate who doesn’t listen to or believe Smurf Girl and is made to suffer extreme embarrassment and public humiliation… also known as a Rick Fearon or a Lloyd Evans
Boy, that Rick Fearon sure looks like a retard… .
by Smurf Girl January 31, 2025
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Spontaneous Retard Disorder

Spontaneous Retard Disorder or SRD affects 1 in 3 people, most being white woman. When faced in situations where they are in the wrong ,SRD symptoms have a 95% percent chance arising. The symptoms are equivalent to a 3 year old baby having tantrum. The symptoms include Intense swearing, physical violence , emotional turmoil and in some severe cases psychosis. There is no known cure to SRD. Therapy is the only known way to lessen the effects. If you know someone with SRD try to communicate in a way which doesn't arise affects and helps them calm down. It currently affects roughly 125 million people.
Jessica started screaming and crying. When I went to try and calm her down she started attacking me for no reason calling all sorts of foul things. I didn't realize she had Spontaneous Retard Disorder and since forgiven her.
by Kakwkwk April 22, 2022
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retard

a white person who says the n-word and thinks it funny
jake: haha ni**a

Jamaal: boy im finna clap your cheeks retard
by retarded-white-kid June 4, 2020
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retard

someone who is fully mentally capable yet acts stupid
john:*bellyflops off of a high dive*
mark: john, youre a retard
by ilovechickenparm June 23, 2021
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Retard

Retard. A slur used towards mentally disabled people, nobody that isn’t mentally disabled shall use it as it’s very offensive and disrespectful.
You’re acting like a retard”
Fucking retard
retarded fuck
by Uglyflopidiot May 30, 2022
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