up in the night 

a phrase originating in Utah from the Pulsipher clan to describe someone who has crazy thoughts or ideas.

Josiah: hey, maybe our religion isn't the only one. Maybe we should learn about other religions....

Moroni: I think you are up in the night

up in the night by Kayzee_utah July 9, 2017

girls' night out 

Hangin out with your girlfriends. Usually to go out shopping or dancing.

Honey time to go for our Girls night out! Go call up the girls!

girls' night out by Amy November 26, 2003

wearing your sunglasses at night 

Refers to anyone (preferabely males) who are of a shady disposition.

Did you hear what Andy did in her car last night?! Dude where's his sunglasses at night...

wearing your sunglasses at night by Megan January 23, 2005

A Midsummer Night's Dream 

When a man sneaks into a womans room and eats her out in her sleep. He then leaves without any gratification of his own, other than the thrill of being a pervert.

Guy1: "dude I gave the cheerleading captain A Midsummer Night's Dream"

Guy2: "How was it?"

Guy1: "I think she was on her period."

Guy2: "NICE!!!"

A Midsummer Night's Dream by extrmealpnst September 29, 2009

guys' night out 

a night out where a bunch of guys set out to do something that their conciences won't let them do. the attached guys usually end up bailing out their single friend out of jail because he's the only one who actually had guilt-free fun!

Al got arrested last night on our guys night out.at least He had fun.how come I got in trouble?

guys' night out by mopster August 24, 2003

First Night 

noun, misnomer: A national family oriented celebration beginning on New Year's Eve (Last night of the old year.) and ending by 12:30 am New Year's Day (First morning of the new year.), in cities and towns across the US. Created by social conservatives as a drug free, alcohol free and sex free alternative to human pleasure.

normal person: Excuse me sir, can you assist me?

First Nighter: Certainly. What do you need?

normal person: I need five hits of ecstasy, two Asian hookers, and a bottle of Champagne.

First Nighter: This is a family event. Check your liberal coat at the door.

normal person: I apologize for interrupting your NAMBLA rally. My bad.

First Night by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 25, 2010

good night 

to indirectly say you want to goose a carrottop until they bleed

Shelly said good night to me...but really she wants me up the butt.

good night by Rachel May 13, 2005