JOHN the UNDEREMPLOYED

A perpetually unemployed person that milks the system by not actually looking for work while receving unemployment benefits to their maximum.

A deadbeat.

He's not even trying to find work, he's your average JOHN the UNDEREMPLOYED

by American Tax payer November 21, 2010

Marcus Johns

The hottest viner ever. He's hilarious and absolutely perfect. He sings and plays guitar and is very musical. He is a good, geniune guy. He has this craziness about him.. A zest, that is sexy. It will make you swoon. Any girl would be lucky to have Marcus Johns.

(Marcus Johns's current girlfriend is VERY lucky I wish I could have a guy like him)

by Singing101 January 4, 2015

john wayne

Shitting yourself the having to walk in a cowboy-esque fashion

I shit myself last night and had to John Wayne it all the way home!

by Croft and Morris June 13, 2005

Blue John

A sexual move, were one takes a sip of a blue slushy and spits it out into his or her partners vagina and/or butthole, providing an excelent cool sensation.

Cameron: Dude, I just gave Blair a blue john, she came instantly
Max: Yeah, that's typically a crowd pleaser. I bet her vagina was all blue after words.

by J.T. Falls September 9, 2011

Case to John?

Australian slang for the question "Care to join?"

Case to John originated through the use of sending sms text messages without editing words on dictionary, which assumes that we have intended to ask a friend "case to John" instead of care to join. It has become a colloquial term in small groups of people since.

"Hey, we are going down to the pub, case to John?"

by Captain Banana Joe February 15, 2010

John Sostarich

A kid that is really cool and good at everything.

Yo do you know John Sostarich?

Yea that kid is so cool I wish I was him.

by yanksfreak22 January 23, 2010

John D'agostino

1. A up and coming poker player
2. a man that gets fucked over by luck
3. verb to get royally fucked over on the river
4. Tom Halls favorite Poker play
5. verb to fuck over a hoe and not pay her for her nights work

o shit i had trip aces and that fucker caught a 4th king on the river

YO bitch i aint paying u get out of here

by TOM HALL April 20, 2005