shocked my pants off

to be surprised; astounded; blown away

It shocked my pants off to hear about the 70-year-old lady who gave birth to twins last week!

by Ka.N.To October 28, 2012

I shit my pants

They saying you say when you just shit your pants. The term can also be used as, "I just shit my pants".

Jerry: Hey Thom!
Thom: I shit my pants.

by Idon'tknowanymore July 3, 2020

Over the pants hand dance

Another word for "Handjob"

"Hey dave, how was your date with Chrissy?"
"Oh, it was great man, she gave me an Over the pants hand dance!"

by ColtonK2000 January 5, 2023

Benny Tight Pants

Benny Tight Pants is the name for the following syptom:
The ithcy dry feeling males get in the inner thighs when walking in cold weather, 32 and below, in suit pants. It is as if you were wearing the tight pants your mom dressed you in during your elementary school years and lined the pants with brillow pads.

Gosh it's so cold out, my inner thighs feel like Benny Tight Pants.

by Steaksizzle December 23, 2009

V-Neck Pants

Pants that have a V hemline to show off your ball lines.

Woah! Look at Billys Balls In Those V-Neck Pants!

by GoatTrunk October 2, 2014

shat your pants

1. to fuck up
2. do something embarrassing
3. or fail to act.

1.
You tried to fix my computer, but instead shat your pants.
3.
-why isn't sam here yet?
-i dunno, he's shitting his pants.

by protestant revolution of 1472 January 3, 2006

Sponge Bob Bitter Pants

A person who is being excessively negative and/or bitter about anything and everything.

Person A: "Man, I hate going to movies. I hate going to clubs too. I just hate being with a lot of people. It's so annoying. I just hate everything."

Person B: "OK, chill out, Sponge Bob Bitter Pants."

by Jackie McNasty May 20, 2009