Toad in the hole

A human defecation in a golf green hole hot gopher that has cooled, hardened and is a little slimy like the physical texture of a toad.

Also, a British sausage dish of similar quality - usually the last option on the menu and the waitstaff usually deters patrons from picking it unless said patrons are being a-holes.

“Nice chip, Dave - looks like it’s in the hole but the pin is keeping it from falling.” (Dave walks up to the hole) “No Gary, it’s...something...else...” (reaches in with two fingers to grab ball) “hmm not sure what it is in there but it’s a little squishy.” (Pulls ball out with a small poo stain on one side of the ball...notices a stink and sniffs it) “Aw fuck! Some dbag hot gophered this yesterday and it fucking turned into a fucking toad in the hole! (Gary laughs) “Oh you think that’s funny Gary - catch!”

by Duckfartsoup April 30, 2020

Poody Hole

A butthole that is often very unkempt and smelly.

Person 1: Eww did you smell that homeless guy as we walked past?
Person 2: Yeah he mush have had a dirty Poody Hole.

by BigDaddyRed June 19, 2013

jazz-hole

The mouth of a horn-playing jazz musician. Sounds nasty (intentionally so), but it's not.

Lester's free-form sax playing was driving Bart nuts, so the frazzled Bart opened the window and yelled out, "Yo, man, shut your jazz-hole!"

by Victor Felix September 21, 2005

ascii-hole

An ascii-hole is a troll, a button-pusher, someone who deliberately behaves like an anal sphincter (asshole) safely behind the anonymity of the internet.

In real life they behave just like "normal people" and are well behaved, soft spoken, well-mannered and, often, highly educated.

"john" is such an ascii-hole, he came into "mary's" post about her anniversary and deliberately provoked her by calling her fat and a bitch.

by LustyMartin September 25, 2010

Doot Hole

Penis hole, backs of the knees or cracks in the fingers what every you choose.

"doot hole doot hole, dont touch my doot hole"
" yeah man she totally touches my doot hole last night"
" ow my doot hole hurts"

by Doot king November 6, 2018

out of the hole

A phrase used on the game show "Jeopardy," to describe someone who was once in debt, and is now out of it.

Can also be used to describe people who are "out of the hole."

Jim paid off all his mortgages so now he is out of the hole.

by shootingstarz1476 July 20, 2008

funk-hole

a hazy underground bar filled with drunken rambling poets

"hey man that bar last night was a funk-hole~"

by carlin n hazel March 4, 2004