Flying Dutchman

When you give someone a handjob and use their poop as a lube

Tommy: Bro I was at becky’s last night and she gave me a Flying Dutchman

by threebysix October 1, 2022

Fly low

The opposite of the phrase "fly high" used when someone dies and you say fly high as in their in heaven now.

Man fuck yo mama that bitch gonna fly low, she prob looking up at us right now

by ofzx November 6, 2023

the flying v

The flying v formation is a way to hold your hand before inserting it into an orifice. Palm up, pull all four fingers together with your thumb on top

last night i gave them the flying v before things got REALLY crazy

by Dasterdly Dick September 8, 2020

flying fladootle

when a flamingo flys over your and shits on your chest

jacob was walking in florda and he chased flamingos and one flew over him and flying fladootled on him

by hank junyor December 27, 2010

flying carpet trick

When consuming too much of particular substances containing high quantities of dried out weed or cannabis the person feels like on a flying carpet...
Also the victim may be turned on...

ME : I'm warning you, the flying carpet trick is not for home practise...
YOU : relax I know what I'm doing...
(next day)
YOU : hay man, why didn't you tell me that you could fall on the ground...?

by S p I T F i r E August 10, 2007

flying merkle

when an 80+ year old man pulls out his saggy nut sack and slaps you in the face with it.

hey guys mr.preston just gave me a flying merkle!

by t9_kod October 3, 2010

mud fly

A bloke who works in mines or FNC typically a plumber by trade. Will fuck anything that has a Pulse. Will tell you every time he gets a day off and will also tell you how much he’s spent on his shitty GU coil cab. Often will message girls “hey u up” unannounced

See that bloke over there in a work shirt trucker cap and surfer joes he a mud fly

by Shit slinger May 1, 2022