fart attack

When you release such a large volume of gas when you fart that it creates a vacuum and sucks out your insides out your butthole.

That was the biggest fart I have ever heard.

Yea the guy had a fart attack afterwards.

by Jacobs319 April 12, 2011

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Fart Baby

Following an internal ejaculation during anal sex, the receiving woman releases a fart and the semen travels down her taint and into her vagina. Following fertilization and 9 months, a redheaded fair-skinned baby is born. Current research suggests the higher rate of lighter skin and red hair is a result of increased exposure to light during travel along the taint.

I want my kid to have a soul and not be a fart baby ginger

by asswizard September 22, 2011

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fart cake

A cake which has been farted upon by a woman for sexual purposes

Bart, don't eat this fart cake! You might get sick from E-Coli infection!

by Danielle V October 20, 2008

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Gorilla Fart

Simply stated, it is Bacardi 151 and Wild Turkey 101. You pour the concoction into the persons mouth whilst they are sitting upside down in a barber chair, then putting a bar towel over their face (reduces spray). You spin them 2x around to the right, then 2x around to the left. Done. If they haven't vomited, either they are hardcore, or you poured them water.

I went to a bar in LaCrosse for OctoberFest in 1981. I had my first Gorilla Fart ever. And my last ever. No Sane person does this. Nor a sober person.

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit March 31, 2015

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homo fart

A homo fart is a guy blowing off a semen-filled fart.

"Did you just blow a homo fart?" asked Nathan.

"Er... of course not," stammered Luigi.

"I can smell the jizz, dude," said Nathan.

Luigi turned bright red and ran away.

by scodder June 16, 2010

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