lakewood college

lakewood college is da best pixel establishment on da block! discord.gg/lakewood mhmhmhmhm it is ran by lord haley. and u should all come along mhmhmhmhmh. written by jassy x

omg lakewood college session is on let’s go yall!

by jassy x May 7, 2023

Kildare College

if you go to Kildare you are 10000% fat and ugly. the most feral private school in Adelaide. The fees basically make it a public school. The uniform colours look like Christmas.

I go to Kildare College!
So you are fat and ugly and gay and transgender and bisexual????

by crackedfortnitekid May 7, 2023

Sophomore in College

Sophomore in College is used to call people Gay, Black, and Dumb all in one and is very insensitive and rude.

That dude over there is such a Sophomore in College.

by salamoander May 14, 2023

grey college

A school in south africa that is worse than Paul Roos

Is Grey College the best school in South Africa
No, Paul Roos is.

by lec16prg‘26 November 23, 2023

tuakau college

A college in tuakau which houses the most absolutely mindblowingly shitty people including but not limited too: kids who take illicit substances to school to make them appear cool, kids who can't finish a sentence without saying atleast one incredibly controvertial and generally condemned phrase, kids who think they're gangster because they're maori, etc...

guy 1: dude look at that kid from tuakau college
guy 2: he's gonna work at mcdonalds when he grows older!
kid from tuakau college: aw gee. working in mcdonalds is prolly gas ah, you wanna go ah gee.

by mr. wanks on the couch at camp November 28, 2023

tuakau college

A den of people who are absolute shitheads including but not limited too: people who bring illicit substances to school to act cool, people who can't end a sentence without saying something controversial or generally condemned, people who think they're "gangsta" because they're one of "da boys" and go around being hooligans and disrupting actual learning, etc.

guy 1: dude that kid from tuakau college thinks he's cool
guy 2: i know right just do your work and maybe you won't end up working at mcdonalds
tuakau college kid: ah gee ah, were you just talking shit to me ah, you betta shut it or I'll fuck you up ah gee. working at

mcdonalds is gas ah, don't disrespect the bro's at mcd gee.

by mr. wanks on the couch at camp November 28, 2023

Lafayette College

Lafayette College is where you go when you want to go to Lehigh University, but you are retarded and their diversity quota is full. You do not want to make much money and prefer a modest lifestyle, with less defined calves because your campus is flatter than the girls who go there. Lafayette consistently ranks below Lehigh University in every aspect, especially intelligence and value. Lafayette believes their occasional victory over Lehigh's football team makes up for its numerous shortcomings. However, it only proves that their students are a bunch of monkeys, more worried about throwing an egg shaped ball around than providing value to society with a quality Lehigh education.

Lehigh Student: "Hey there! How are you doing?"
Lafayette Student: "Not good, I just ate my last blue crayon"
Lehigh Student: "ah, so you must go to that shitty liberal arts college in Crayolaville"
Lafayette Student: "Yes, my parents (who are also brother and sister) both went to Lafayette College so I got a legacy admission"
Lehigh Student: "Did you ever apply to Lehigh?"
Lafayette Student: "No, my cousin goes to Laf and I was hoping to hook up"
Lehigh Student: "What's your major?"
Lafayette Student: "I'm double majoring in pet training and fingerpainting"
Lehigh Student: "So you're double majoring in being unemployed?"

by Defective Tiger November 28, 2023