Horse o' clock

Time to get drunk

Person 1: Bro what's the time?
Person 2: 10.30am
Person 3 (already several drinks in): Nah boys, it's horse o' clock

by Al. Coholic. July 2, 2017

Slurp-O-Maniac

1. One whom may not control they're eating sounds while eating liquid food, for example soup.

"I'm a slurp-o-maniac when I eat this tasty chicken soup."

by Ronaldinho Burgundy February 20, 2008

Soul-Nate-O

A swirling, chaotic force of unwanted, and ultimately useless, fact and/or opinion that has been known to actually suck surrounding souls into its tempest of painfully bland conversation. These catastrophic events have been primarily confined to the Midwestern United States, and are especially frequent in Columbia, Missouri, which has been tragically hit several times in recent years. Attempts to ignore, avoid, or overlook this cyclone of fruitless monologue have failed miserably as it appears that there is no way to escape this hellish small talk.

Friend: Dude, you look like you just saw a ghost. You're pale as hell and your eyes are bloodshot. What the hell happened?

Victim: ...Joe Strummer...Natalie Portman...A New Hope...Dr. Octopus...Hippo Attacks...World's Deadliest Alligator...Mating Habits of Orangoutangs...Tan Colored Clothing..............

Friend: Oh, shit...Your soul has been captured. You were hit by a Soul-Nate-O weren't you? Cruel villainy!!!

by TroubleMaker002 May 24, 2011

bo'o o wo'a

The british way to say "Bottle of water".

Sir Ector the 3rd, can you pass me a bo'o o wo'a?
This wo'a is real good innit?

by Bigger Deez May 13, 2022

Aoife o toole

A breed of girls who specify there time in applying fake tan , scrubbing fake tan of and walking her dog . She doesn’t only do this , infact she pulls the lot! ***eoin Quinn mikey walsh Raff Malone

Friend: oh yeah fake tans on offer in boots at the mo
Aoife: omg yay! I’ve been through my 5th bottle this week

Friend : but they have only got extra dark
Aoife: that’s what I get anyways

Aoife o toole is a type of girl with a badass attitude

by Grace123Hannon September 9, 2019

Jug o' Sip

A half-gallon of Wawa Lemonade Tea.
Its only good after you slap the side, and proclaim that you're about to drink some sip.

(me): "Hey man, just got my jug o' sip!" ::loudly slaps the side of the jug::

(you): "Sweeeeet!"

by Ripticus April 8, 2009

Speed-o-Shit

The shit one takes while at school, so one does not have to walk in awkwardly after a 10 minute bathroom break. Usually includes grunts, splashes, and frantic pulling of the toilet paper off the roll. Trying to take a Speed-o-Shit does not work well if the shitter has constipation; but if one can pull it off with ideal conditions, it will seem as if the peed rather than pooped, judging by the time span between them leaving the room and coming back.

Will: Hey, Gerard, you're back from the restroom. That was quick!

Gerard: Yeah, I took a Speed-o-Shit.

by Titobanana September 15, 2013