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Wiped down

Whipped; Completely controlled by your boyfriend or girlfriend, in most cases the girlfriend is the one in control
Man, Logan used to be so chill until he met Xavier, now he's so wiped down it's not even fun to spent time with him anymore.
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Down to Funnel

Adjective meaning that the subject is willing to funnel a beer through a beer funnel or some other instrument for chugging.

Abbreviated as DTF.
Conor: Dude, grab me another beer, I'm DTF.

Party: OHHHHHHH SH*T HE'S DTF

Conor: Damn straight I'm down to funnel
by draindadlives October 23, 2011
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down syndrome

a medical condition where the affected individual is missing a chromosome
why does my friend have different facial features to my other friends and me?

he has down syndrome but is still very beautiful
by georgefaxel September 23, 2020
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shut down

You are living a great life, your wife and kid are heathy, you have an interesting job, nice house, but you also have troubles to feel anything else than sadness.

You feel emotionally down but still cannot cry unless it is safe to let it all out.

You are shut down.
Mrs Over-Elaborate was out there on a date with her new boyfriend and Mr. Busy was at home. His wife was sick and so was his daughter. He was lying in a separate room thinking about Mrs. Over-Elaborate.

The whole year was one big rollercoaster ride. They both enjoyed the time together and were missing the other half when separated. Before they got too emotionally attached to each other they never planned future together. When Mrs. Over-Elaborate got to a point, where she could no longer just continue this romance and wanted to move on so that Mr. Busy could return home and they both could go their separate way, Mr. Busy could not just let her go... and there it all started.

She spent over a month feeling sick at home surrounded by family and friends trying to sort things out in her head and in her heart, until she got to a point when she could contact him again to check if they can be friends again.

He tried to get things at home to normal, but even though his wife was very nice to him and his loving daughter kept showing him, how much she loved him, he could not let Mrs. Over-Elaborate go.

Exactly on those days such as the one mentioned above, Mr. Busy felt shut down. No matter what he did, he could not honestly laugh. No matter how hard he tried, he could not get Mrs. Over-Elaborate out of his head. He remembered when he took Mrs. Overelaborate to the cinema for the first time and instantly felt like crying, but no matter how much he wanted, no tears have come out...
by Mrs. Over-Elaborate September 12, 2023
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Cunt Down

When a human or animal female lies flat on her belly with her legs spread so that her cunt touches the surface.
My dog just lied cunt down on the floor.
by somedude23 May 25, 2011
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Scrolled Down

To keep up with news or gossip regarding friends and family; as in scrolling down a social website page to view news/posts.
You: Have you heard about Mindy?

Me: Yeah, I scrolled down.
by esys October 20, 2010
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par down

Managementspeak for "no you can't have one".
Employee: can I have another cupboard to store things in my office?

Manager: we are presently seeking to "par down" the amount of storage in this particular area.
by The Gonzo Lecture March 11, 2010
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