No time flat

To appear somewhere very quickly.

Will be at the park in no time flat.

by Toa Pohatu March 26, 2017

Time Lapse

a lap dance that seems to go by quickly but actually lasts for a large amount of time

I got a lap dance that seemed like a Time Lapse

by CleanPusPus69 May 1, 2017

It's time for marmalade

1. A phrase meant to admit attraction to someone and/or tell them you love them.

"Hey Jessica, it's time for marmalade."
"Oh my God, really? I love you too!"

by UrgleMurgle June 15, 2017

Tammer Time

The inability to show up anywhere without being a minimum of 20 minutes late.

Mike: The game starts in 10 minutes. Ricky was supposed to be here at 3. It's now 3:30. Does anyone know where he is?

David: You know you have to tell Ricky to be somewhere 30 minutes early so he shows up on time. He be running on that Tammer time.

by Cherryhead6996 November 6, 2017

meat time

Beating your meat after school

Yo today is meat time so when I get home I'm gonna beat my meat

by Watermelon1"2971 February 16, 2017

Hawaii time

Very similar to "CPT", but, waaaaaaay slower and without the attitude.

Steve: Damn, Chris was supposed to be here 2 hours ago, WTF!!!
Jimmy: Shit, you know homeboy is from Maui. He's on his own schedule, he's on "Hawaii time".

3 hours later....
Chris: Yo, what up brudda? You wanna go surf?

by TCB420 June 12, 2016

kelly time

A time zone that is 1 hour behind everything else

Friend A: he said he would be here at 9 and is 9:45 where is he?

Friend B: You forgot he runs on Kelly time

by mr. brick June 10, 2016