Air jerking

Shaking your smart watch or phone to mimic movement so you don’t actually need to move

I didn’t close my rings today so I’ll just sit here air jerking while I finish my Cheetos

by Sister Wives April 6, 2021

Hot Air Balloon

The phenomena in which a man is sitting on a typically non porous surface area such as a wooden chair, and unleashes a fart that instead of sliding out of the back, up the crack, it sneaks up the front and tickles the testes/ball sack. In some cases can elevate the sack if wearing loose clothing.

Prrrrtttt (fart)- Whoa! The hot air balloon came outta nowhere.

by Pigeonjuan December 19, 2020

Air

To describe something being trivial or easy

Bob: “I have to study hard for the exam!”

Joe: “Nah don’t worry, the exam is literally air”

by BobJoe October 22, 2023

put air in my tire

a shot of heroin

I need to put air in my tire

by El Dudeareno June 15, 2023

Air Cadet

An Air Cadet has terrible drill and ugly hats. Often referred to as "Spaceys"

Air cadets are not the worst cadets but are definitely not the best.
When you see an air cadet you can see they are single and are definitely virgins.
Your eyes burn once you make eye contact. They are diseased.

Bob: What is it?

Frank: "Oh, That? Don't worry! It's only an air cadet, it is harmless. But be careful! It may carry diseases!!

by ionly speakTRUTH_123 January 10, 2024

MacBroke Air

A name given to the MacBook Air, from people with sense for money and quality.

Obi Wan: Yo, have you heard about the new MacBroke Air?

Me: What a fucking piece of shit... expensive shit

by kysfagxd March 13, 2017

Norwegian Air Conditioner

An Air Conditioner (often referred to as AC) is a home appliance designed to dehumidify, extract heat from an area and make us feel like we're in paradise or heaven, except it comes from Norway

-So where you going this summer? You wanna come with us to Hawaii?

-Sorry, i already have plans to chill with my Norwegian Air Conditioner from Norway.

by brobk avlie August 4, 2021