road hard

this is when you are riding on a bumpy road and guys get a boner.

most get road hard, boner on a bus

by max10 March 31, 2007

going hard

getting an EXTRA SHOT OF CAFFEINE in your mocha latte.

Kevin-"hey logan mocha lattes are for pussies"
Logan- "hey kevin i got an EXTRA SHOT OF CAFFEINE"
Kevin- "holy shit logan, you're going hard"
Logan- "lick my nuts, pledge"

by pledge1 November 7, 2011

go hard or go home

When you lose an erection before your sexual partner is pleasured. If you can't get an erection "hard" you should return to your dwellings.

"Im not even wet yet you can go hard or go home"

by captaincockring February 14, 2012

Raging coke Hard-on

the condition of being strung out and horny as FUCK after a coke bender that spunk MUST be expelled by Any means necessary

" I had such raging coke hard-on this mornin, I had to rub that shit out twice before i could pass out "

by FULLSKID October 18, 2007

Beer Hard

Dervied form a hard on that is not fully erect. usually happens when you are in a drunken state

Last night i couldent have sex cuz of my beer hard

by Pete May 3, 2004

stay hard retard

the little confidence booster your girlfriend says to you before she goes into the bathroom to take a huge dump right before sex.

honey i'll finish your blowjob in a minute. i have to take a shit.stay hard retard. i'll be right back

by burbman1969 November 17, 2020

Get me hard, Retard

When you're drunk as fuck and need to get hard to take a dick pic.

Girl: "Bob, how big is your dick?"
Me: "idk wanna see?"
Girl: "Sure!"
Me: "Get me hard, Retard!"

by sharu3 November 16, 2018