guillotine hard on

In spy X family episode three one of the main characters: Yor gets hard from a guillotine
Guy 1: bro watch spy family.
Guy 2: I did, bro got hard from a guillotine.
Guy 1:GUILLOTINE HARD ON
by N-doggster March 04, 2024
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Hard can't

Something you actually can't do, as opposed to something you shouldn't do.
Me: We can't go there, there's a fence.
She: There's no barbed wire, it's not a hard can't.
by suede-o-nym April 20, 2015
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hard card

your driver's licsense
"dude, i got my hard card the day after my brithday!"
by shabangabang February 15, 2008
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Hard LAD

A wee cheeky mate who thinks hes all hard and tough, a true wee hard laddy, they always have the scouse trim
Person 1: Ayush is the hardest lad in all of northern ireland
Ayush: *puts on shiesty* EMPTY YO POCKETS G IM THE HARDEST LAD EVER
Person 2: what a cheeky mate, what a hard lad, hes gonna have a cheeky nandos with usman and mohanned yeah
by Slionse January 01, 2025
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hard pubes

When the shit coming from your ass sticks to your pubes and then dries out so your pubes become rock hard.
Hey bro, can I suck on your hard pubes?
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hard cope

For when someone is coping to a irrational degree
Did you hear that bob is still trying to peddle the "Biden stole the election!" nonsense

Yeah that's a hard cope if I've ever seen one
by skyethesudoer July 13, 2023
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Try-hard

When TristanB try so hard to win at MWR
TristanB is such a try-hard.
by Landokalrissian August 16, 2017
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