YAOI FRIDAY

The act of engaging in Yaoi religiously only on fridays

As the clock strikes midnight it was friday... Yaoi friday.

by Yaoi friday cultist June 7, 2025

Baby Friday

Also known as Thursday, Baby Friday is the best night of the week to get loose.

Think about it, you've made it through the bulk of the week, now you wanna dance, maybe a few drinks.

If you are hungover the next day, you only have one more day of work, the last day before the weekend.

Plus, you get it out of your system so you can have a sober weekend if you want...

And the cherry on top, it's less likely to set a bad pace for your next week like a Saturday or Sunday night binge does.

The best night of the week to get funky is Baby Friday.

"Hey, let's check out the Baby Friday night at Heritage Hall - it's basically the weekend and I'm ready to party!"

by hemlockmusic August 18, 2025

smart fridge Ramadan reset

A frustrating phenomenon where the date settings of a smart fridge are inexplicably reset to coincide with significant dates in the fasting month of Ramadan, such as Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 or Tuesday, April 2nd 2024. This glitch forces users to wait until nightfall to access food, humorously highlighting the absurdity of technology failing at crucial times.

Every time I unplug my smart fridge, it resets to Tuesday, April 2nd 2024 — now I can only eat at night during Ramadan! What a classic case of the smart fridge Ramadan reset!

by Emotional Cruiser October 25, 2025

smart fridge

Smart fridges are something that are typically too expensive to be bought now, mainly for families who haven't experienced owning smart fridges yet — thus they have to buy second-hand smart fridges from junkyards. However, a junkyard smart fridge oftentimes have their date setting reset on dates coinciding with the fasting month of Ramadan like Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 or Tuesday, April 2nd 2024 every time the user attempts to unplug and replug the smart fridge. Therefore, the owner oftentimes end up only being able to eat from the smart fridge at night upon the date resetting.

I thought I was being smart by buying a second-hand smart fridge from the junkyard, but now I can only access my food at night because it keeps resetting on dates that coincide with Ramadan like Tuesday, April 2nd 2024. Guess I should've saved up for a new one!

by Emotional Cruiser October 25, 2025

Black Friday

Black Friday is US holiday after Thanksgiving where corporations hold arena combat competitions in exchange for prizes, such as discounted TVs or children.

The way these work is prizes are piled up in the center of an arena and US consumers fight each other to the death until the appropriate ratio of prizes to victors is acheived.

Its customary for the winners to take the belongings, spouse, and children of those they slay in Black Friday festivities.

Becca won herself a television at 50% off and three newly orphaned children from contestants she dispatched in the most recent Black Friday event.

by Thurgalicious November 24, 2025

Freaky Friday

A wildly chaotic situation where two unrelated adult families cross paths on a night out, resulting in a full role-swap of partners. The father ends up going home with the adult daughter, while the adult son goes home with the mother—each spending the night in the other family’s bed. A real-life “how did we get here?” moment that defies logic, morals, and group chats.

“That night went from drinks to a full Freaky Friday real quick.”

by PunchlinePending December 12, 2025

An Foidload

An foidload is a LOT of things, comparable to how many things might be needed to fill up the barren internal confines of an foid.

Don't worry about paying for me. I have an foidload of money.

by SigmaGoon27 January 2, 2026