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French Carpenter

The act of having sexual intercourse with the partner of your rival tradesmen, due to their on the job negligence and lack of attention to detail.

Typically involves taking a picture of the act and posting it for your rival to see. This technique works best on French-Canadians but can be effective on all.
Co-Worker: He did you see Pierre the Plumber fucked up your subflooring again?

Me: Yes I did. But dont worry about it. I pulled a French Carpenter and he wont make that mistake again!

Rival Tradesman: DID YOU JUST FUCK MY WIFE?!?! BRO ITS JUST A SUB-FLOOR! YOU DIDNT HAVE TO GO FULL FRENCH CARPENTER!!!
by Mark Loudweed November 5, 2025
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French yogurt

You cum a load into a friend or family member's mouth before they now have to suck the tip and spit it back into the hole
by I caught him lacking so hard October 2, 2024
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French Cocktail

When the girl is upside down and you cum in her throat and she throws it up back onto you.
I just finished and she French cocktailed me, but at least I finished.
by Kuertionary April 22, 2023
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French Carmel Apple

Where you have such bad explosive diarrhea that it explodes in the males nuts and the girl then proceeds to like of the shit until the balls are clean
After that burrito last night my girl gave me a French Carmel apple
by Delete_this_now November 19, 2019
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french parking ticket

1) when you're making out with someone and they keep their mouth to closed to slip your tongue in.
2) when you go to slip your tongue in while making out and your partner bites or just closes their mouth to keep you out.
I was making out with Sabrina when all of a sudden she gave me a french parking ticket!
by MattsRight August 19, 2013
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french shark

A shark that loves sand, and his country.
"You french shark."
"tais-toi anglais"
by Croggor July 25, 2022
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