bean-uasal 

The Gaelic word for a noblewoman, a lady. Used as a form of address or a formal title for a woman.

Ireland: "ban-WAH-sal"
Scotland: "ben-WAH-sal"

Thuirt Bean-uasal nic Bheatha ri a fear-cèile a mharbhadh an Rìgh Donnachadh.

(Lady MacBeth said to her husband to kill King Duncan.)

bean-uasal by Lorelili March 20, 2006

waxing the bean 

Metaphor for male masturbation. Usually used to note future activity.

After the hog toss, I'll probably just go home and wax the bean.

waxing the bean by hardpack May 20, 2005

bean shield 

a bean used as a shield when you're under fire.

taking fire! Get that bean shield over here!

bean shield by afroman February 10, 2004

bean salad 

(n:/) A salad inlcuding or consisting of beans. Including baked, kidney, green, string or others.

"Waiter, i would like to order a bean salad for starters please"

bean salad by Beak Appetit August 7, 2004

Bean Dust 

A thin "dust-like" appearance to leftover poop in the bottom of a toilet still visible after someone has flushed. Typically bean dust is most commonly found in public restrooms where various people of all walks of life take dumps.

OMG! Could somebody tell Tina to be sure and give a second flush so I don't have to see her bean dust in the toilet.

Bean Dust by uberskillz January 14, 2010

bean tickler 

The small tuft of hair present under a gentleman's lower lip, so called due to its ability to stimulate the woman's genitalia during the act of oral sex.

A: "Dude that's an awesome bean tickler!"

B: "Thanks, my bitch goes friggin' crazy for it!"

bean tickler by jebushascome December 2, 2010

bean turd

Yea, it's a mispronunciation of a popular dish called Bean Curd which is usually served in Asian Restaurants.

"what is that, that guy is having" The (obviously new) waitress goes & disturbs the guy to ask... She comes back, kinda stuttering, not 100% sure about what she was just told. "That's BEAN TURD with mushroom sauce"... YES THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED...

bean turd by 2359 November 19, 2013