Buff the Banana

Pete Dogg's word for spankin the monkey. Buffin ur banana is a very fun pastime wen ur extremely bored. Liam noes wat im talkin bout, he tapped himself dry once. And barnes, dont think no1 noes wat u luv doin wat CoD gets boring

"Buff it good"
"no i will not go to the deb with u hoe, i'd rather buff my banana the hole nite"

Buff the Banana by Peter October 6, 2004

sex with a banana 

When a girl is too young/cheap/shy to buy a dildo, she'll take a nice ripe banana from the kitchen, and shove it up there.

ohmigod! im so cheap i dont have money! how will i satisfy myself! *grabs banana* sex with a banana!

sex with a banana by bananasarefun March 21, 2007

chocolate covered banana 

a poop covered penis, the result of gay sex, a mans penis that has come out of another mans rectum.

Hey man that chocolate covered banana last night was awesome.

chocolate covered banana by Phil Radar November 11, 2010

blue banana disease 

a disease in which your penis instantly swells and turns into a dark blue colour. If not treated in time, it will eventually drop off due to an erection.

urco: i used to suffer from blue banana disease. it is not a laughing matter. i no longer have a dick.

blue banana disease by mark chaplin February 5, 2010

the banana king 

Who Charlie the unicorn discovered he was after avoiding the giant Z, the choo choo Shoe, and surviving another musical outburst in the second installment of the hit internet animation Charlie the unicorn

Charlie is the Banana King.

Blue Unicorn: Look over there it’s a coral reef.
Charlie: Oh look it’s you guys, and you’re floating.
Blue Unicorn: Charleee, we’re scuba diving Charlie.
Pink Unicorn: We’re exploring the depths of the ocean blue.
Blue Unicorn: Oh no, here comes a school of poisonous foogu fish.
Pink Unicorn: Nooooo Foogu.
Charlie: Ah, yeah you gotta watch out for those, now go away I’m watching TV.

the banana king by Kiwi_Block April 30, 2008

Chiquita banana 

A crazy but beautiful girl

That girl is Chiquita bananas

Chiquita banana by Jamie Witts January 27, 2017

Blue Banana

The English equivalent of Hot Topic, Blue Banana is where alternative teens go to buy makeup, merchandise and brand clothing and accessories of Famous Stars and Straps, Atticus, Death Kitty etc. Most teens at my school into rock have been there, the majority of which are 'scene'.

Girl1: Have you been to Blue Banana?
Girl2: Yeah, I went there last weekend to buy my Hot skate shoes.
Girl1:Emo!

Blue Banana by x-Stellar-x August 29, 2006