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baby boxing

a cruel cruel sport involving pitting two babies against each other in a boxing ring while spectators yell, eat and place bets. constantly.

the babies fight to the death.
- Hey sugar, got two tickets to the big baby boxing game tonight - fancy it?
- You betcha!!
by selmabouvier December 18, 2003
mugGet the baby boxingmug.

telemundo, baby!

An exclamation of excitement, usually in regards to totally caliente chicks. Also used to describe a feeling of optimism and general well being. See psyched, def. 1. This expression reflects the overall impression of the Telemundo network, colored with images of ravishing, curvacious girls, jovial gamesters, voguing MCs and adrenaline-fueled action. The expression was brought to national attention on ABC's short-lived but entertaining television series Maximum Bob (1998). In one episode Bob Gibbs (portrayed by Beau Bridges) is happy that things are going his way. He is elated, and feeling great. He beams, "Telemundo, baby!" Used in the same vein as the Austin Powers' exclamation: "Yeah, baby!"
Upon seeing the pole dancers slide and flex their bodies in rhythm to the pulsing orgasmic sounds, Ron pulled out a twenty dollar bill, guzzled his beer and yelled "Telemundo, baby!"
by Nick Estes February 14, 2006
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baby toe

An unusually large clitoris.
I was about to eat her out, I had just spread her pussy lips open and she had a huge clit that looked like a baby toe.
by ALotofAlano February 24, 2008
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Baby Jessica

1. a reference to "Baby Jessica" Mcclure, the Texas infant who fell down a well in Midland, Texas on October 14, 1987. This created a national shitstorm of attention as rescuers worked for 58 hours to release her.
2. A sexual act that involves placing one's testicles into another's asshole, to the point where they get stuck. Thus the oft used saying "I baby jessica'd her (him) last night"
Chris tried to put the "dog in the bathtub" last night, but he ended up Baby Jessica'ing her.
by J. Chris January 21, 2008
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baby moon

Supplement to the honeymoon and baby shower. Mandatory vacation for both parents before the live birth of a child. Maybe a weekend, maybe a week. Requires the male end of conception to pay for all expenses out of his pocket. Travel, lodging, preferably at a seaside hotel, and gifts (to the mother to be, not the baby,) are an absolute necessity. Eases away the stress and woe of pregnancy.
Preggers Newlywed: I've just found out. A week after the honeymoon, I'm 4 weeks prganant! Can you believe? Time to plan a baby moon!
by dustruffle July 26, 2008
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Mouth Baby

The act of ejaculating into a female's mouth, thus causing a pregnancy of the mouth.
I skeeted in yo mouth, now I have to pay child support fo yo mouth baby.
by Dayumshawty June 10, 2010
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jew baby

a jew baby is someone who is easy to make fun of because they maybe slow or have some silly moments at times. others may say that they are stupid or they're having a blonde moment.
by scammm May 5, 2008
mugGet the jew babymug.

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