Chew-Bac-Car

An overdressed track-themed street car with that distinct later generation Nissan-Z engine amplified to sound like Chewbacca when he's agitated. In Star Wars, the Wookie costume must have felt overdressed while wearing it. The car also looks a bit chewed back with some exaggerated feature like excessive camber preventing the ability to have more than two tires flat on the ground at a time. This may be a fuel-saving feature in a straight line, but tire wear is far more expensive, and maybe the it corners more like an inverted motorcycle with such a stiff sway bar.
Still, the owner deserves props for not adding an oversized spoiler which might actually be necessary for sweeping corners at aircraft speeds.

Car-"Uhn-Droahrgoahrgrohedrodrodroh!"
Neighbor-"Fix your muffler, Chew-Bac-Car !"
Driver-"My friends think it's funny!"
Neighbor-"They laugh behind your back, wookie-boy!"

by Sperloid July 22, 2021

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Car Swing

When you attempt to hit a kid with the evil intentions to kill him but instead hit his legs and or fingers with a swing.

person 1Dude be more careful you just hit a kid! You’re definitely a car swing
person 2muhaha
person 1Wait… you’re pure evil

by Frostyweeny November 12, 2022

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Point-B Car

A car whose only purpose is to get you to your destination.

This PT Cruiser I inherited from my mom's second husband's uncle may have 200 thousand miles on it and an air conditioning system filled with asbestos, but it works as a point-b car.

by MisterHaku May 24, 2018

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