Refers to the terrible food combination of salsa with waffles, usually by people with psychopathic tendencies. Used metaphorically to describe something which is in incredibly poor taste or nonsensical.
"This car is spec'd horribly, the colors are horrendous. Whoever chose this must like salsa waffles."
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A certified waffler is someone who waffles so much that they could practically have a degree in it.
Waffling is just basically someone who is just constantly yapping about random shit thats irrelevant.
Waffling is just basically someone who is just constantly yapping about random shit thats irrelevant.
Girl: Tells a long pointless and irrelevant story : "...So that is why I didnt reply to any of your texts for the past week!"
Guy: "Naaahhh ur just waffling now... certified waffler!"
Guy: "Naaahhh ur just waffling now... certified waffler!"
by SommerRayyy December 11, 2023
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Annie went to give Sam the ole Dutch oven, but the Chinese food from last night had other ideas and Sam got the Syruppy Waffle surprise instead. Sam threw up and the bed needed to be burned.
by Donbojim January 21, 2024
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The invention of this phrase all started about 7 minutes ago in the middle of an argument in rainbow six siege.
The invention of this phrase all started about 7 minutes ago in the middle of an argument in rainbow six siege.
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Person 2: Fuckwit
Person 1: Cuntwad
Person 2: Nigglytarded waffle fucker
Person 1: what in the shit did i just hear leave your mouth?
Person 2: Fuckwit
Person 1: Cuntwad
Person 2: Nigglytarded waffle fucker
Person 1: what in the shit did i just hear leave your mouth?
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