West Greene Wanker is an intellectual prophet of goonings past. He graced the presence of West Greene Highschool, a small highschool located in East Tennessee. He remains a legend among the future disciples that attend the school. He goes by many a name including but not limited to:
West Greene Wanker, Bleacher Beater, Buffalo Beater, Bay Harbor Beater, Junior Jerker, Schooltime Stroker, Education Edger, and finally Chicken Choker. The UNEDGEucated authorities restrained his balls turning them bright blue and carting him off to ABIC for 5 whole business days(allegedly). The prophecy states that if he returns to West Greene then all shall bow and golf clap in his presence. The masturbation Messiah will return.
West Greene Wanker, Bleacher Beater, Buffalo Beater, Bay Harbor Beater, Junior Jerker, Schooltime Stroker, Education Edger, and finally Chicken Choker. The UNEDGEucated authorities restrained his balls turning them bright blue and carting him off to ABIC for 5 whole business days(allegedly). The prophecy states that if he returns to West Greene then all shall bow and golf clap in his presence. The masturbation Messiah will return.
by Goonciple September 8, 2025
Get the West Greene Wankermug. my friend: West Papua is a unique place isn't it?
me: it is very unique, you have to visit West Papua!.
me: it is very unique, you have to visit West Papua!.
by meeeee__ April 16, 2021
Get the West Papuamug. John : i would like to thank all of my fans for vo-
allyson: WAIT A SECOND! Lauren should of gotten that award
John just kanye wested
allyson: WAIT A SECOND! Lauren should of gotten that award
John just kanye wested
by dianna.10 April 18, 2016
Get the kanye westmug. West Columbia was the first capital of Texas also known where the “crips” and “bloods” are so called bruddahs, that means they are related some how all the bitches either catfish or smell like catfish. The 14 year old girls have body counts are a bigger number than the age of earth and chlamydia gets passed around just like the females do with all the athletes and the “crips” and there brudduhs
Yo cuh I just fucked this girl from West Columbia! : no way cuh I had at gangbang with the whole football team and we all got chlamydia but it’s not that big of a deal cus it was all my brudduhs
by Granny poon dust 69 June 13, 2020
Get the West Columbiamug. Commander West is a Big Stinky Fuck, he is a Virgin Wojack and will always be, he deserves to go to Brazil Immediately, I don't know why but he's also kinda cool but a bastard at the same time.
Commander West is an Asshole and should go back to Jabiim.
Who the fuck is Commander West?
How is Commander West a Commander?
Who the fuck is Commander West?
How is Commander West a Commander?
by TheWordHistorian March 27, 2022
Get the Commander Westmug. The that is the definition of a shit hole. It’s the sort of place we’re you look at and think “yes, just like Alcatraz”. The girls love he flash their fannies at anyone they can. They mostly plaster themselves with makeup. All the lads are rock solid so don’t fuck with them. The teachers all have learning difficulties and can’t figure out which female student is the best looking.
by Oopsifoundaditch February 26, 2021
Get the West Cravenmug. Fallout 76 is based on this
Country roads take me home to the place that I belong West Virginia Mountain Mama!!! take me home country roads.
by BoyBoss555 January 21, 2019
Get the West Virginiamug.