Mystical tree

The root where all wisdom is born.

The mystical tree enlightened me about what women really want!

by Sohn von mystical tree September 17, 2023

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tree

another word for toilet

let me piss near this tree

by VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV December 20, 2022

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Fellon's Tree Removal

An arborist in upstate NY who employes felons.

Felon: "hey Carl, you hiring?"
Carl: "Yeah Dude, can you run a chainsaw?"
Felon: "fuck yeah dude! I got tons of experience in that! I chainsawed my girlfriend into pieces. That's how I got my first felony!"
Carl: "Right on. When can you start?"
Felon: "Right after I get that body out of my trunk... Can I run the wood chipper too?"
Carl: "Of course. You at clearly qualified and trustworthy. Welcome to Fellon's Tree Removal."

by Double take July 10, 2025

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snowy trees

when weed is laced with coke

"yo you got straight weed?"
"nah i got snowy trees"

by dis908 October 18, 2018

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Tree

Some of the fire grade"A" marijuana weed. Used for many different purposes, for recreational leasure and/or medical reasons.

Supp my Ninja, got any Tree?

Got that fire Tree, if anyone needs.

My Tree so loud, blow it up, Volcano Fire smoke.

Kloud got what you need, if you're lookin' for fire Tree.

by Lando Kloud December 3, 2021

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