When you do someone up the Hershey Highway, finish after two pumps and there's shit on your dick when you pull out, and then they fart and it sounds like a dirtbike, projecting sharticles all over your crotch.
Dude I gave her the ol' Rusty Two Stroke the other night and had to shower after to get the sharticles out of my massive bush!
by Paddy V December 31, 2024
An old senile person that pops up sporadically in an attempt to appeal to the youngest generation in an attempt to stay relevant.
by Trixie McFly July 24, 2023
A drink common to the party areas of southern Florida. Common with frat boys. Served by annoyed bartenders that have to buy shots for patrons that have a loudly announced "birthday".
1/2 oz. mat juice
1/2 oz. well 151 rum
1/2 oz. mat juice
1/2 oz. well 151 rum
Frat girl: "OMFG! It's my boyfriends birthday!!" (Implying that subject bartender should offer free celebratory shots)
Bartender: "OMFG! Rusty doorknobs all around!!"
Bartender: "OMFG! Rusty doorknobs all around!!"
by jjoohhnnyypp July 22, 2017
It's the rusty trombone but performed on a woman.
Her eyes light up like the cleric sunrise when I went from tossing her salad to playing her rusty ocarina.
by Thewitchespet January 29, 2017
This is when you leave your jacket sitting in a place where a pet of some sort can take a dump on it without your knowing of. And the unfortunate surprise of when you put on your jacket to find out that you have a turd stuck to you.
"oh my cat just gave me a rusty jacket!"
Going by the smell I think your dog has just given me a rusty jacket again!"
Going by the smell I think your dog has just given me a rusty jacket again!"
by oddjob in the shire November 02, 2010
by S&MDefines May 17, 2023
To be a good guy with no worries and just live life regardless of what people think because you always win
by Lifechaser May 14, 2023