Rusty Bible

Cutting a hole in a bible and fucking it until your dick bleeds. Once you finish your cum and blood dry on the bible leaving a “Rusty” film

I was mad at my priest so I turned his bible into a “Rusty Bible”

by Mikey boi grokowski November 20, 2021

Rusty Muffin

A hemorrhoid butthole with dried blood.

A patient came in today complaining about hemorrhoids, when they pulled their pants down, it looked like a rusty muffin.

by RustyMantis January 25, 2022

rusty rogan

When you are performing anal sex on a person whilst your friend/colleague fists it

"Kevin and Jaq gave me a Rusty Rogan last night, now I can't walk straight"

by TheWillus January 26, 2022

Big rusty nuts

Big rusty nuts is where your ballsack skin starts to peel off

Oh shit, my uncle got him some Big Rusty Nuts

by Charles Dickens Rodney February 2, 2022

Rusty trombone

When a guy is getting his fart-box tongue punched while getting an old fashioned simultaneously.

I heard Jenny likes to put mustard on her rusty trombone when she plays it.

by Dixoncider420 February 5, 2022

Rusty gillespie

A Sex act popular in medævel times in which one person sticks a flute up another person’s snake burrow and plays a Celtic folk tune, before abruptly breaking off the flute so that part of it remains lodged up the pebble factory, Then farts triumphantly.

Would that thou wouldst rusty gillespie me.
I wouldst.

Oh hell ya
Just blast me off Charlie
You got it

by trilliam turdsworth March 11, 2022

Rusty Cheese Sauce

When you have an uncircumcised cock with dried up cum and she is on her period and you get some blood on your cheese

Yo dude I was fucking this chick with my dad and we made some rusty cheese sauce.

by YaMuvva69 March 14, 2022