Peel an Orange in your Pocket

Meaning tight with money, selfish, unlikly to share with others.

Ben: "Paul can I have one of them sweets please?"
Paul: "Fuck off they're mine!"
Ben: "Tight fucker, you would peel an orange in your pocket!"
Paul: "Whatever"

by Ben Daniels December 14, 2006

New York hot pocket

Where a girl lays on her back with legs behind her head with her vag open. A guy opens her up and stuffs his balls in her (like two fallafel balls in a pita pocket) and then another guys blows his load on said balls (like tahini paste). For this to be truly kosher meal both guys must have been snipped (and have big stupid beards)

Everyone raise a glass, I'd like to thank our hosts, Bartholomew and Kitty for putting on the most splendid New York Hot Pocket we've ever seen.

by The Fertilizer March 24, 2010

ace in your back pocket

a person/hook up that you have at your convenience and can rely on for sex but aren't very invested in because of lack of emotional attachment. you could ditch them at any point.

It's not like you really gave a shit about Jacob anyway. He was just an ace in your back pocket.

by mindfultourist June 15, 2018

New Delhi Hot Pocket

Similar to the sexual act of the Alabama Hot Pocket, except the recipient is a woman pooping on the streets and then a man approaches her and rapes her with the poop still inside the ass.
Source:
George, Rose. “Open Defecation in India Can Lead to Rape. Now, Women Are Demanding Toilets.” The Huffington Post, TheHuffingtonPost.com, 30 July 2016, www.huffingtonpost.com/rose-george/open-defecation-india_b_7898834.html.

Nabhya was constipated because of the fear of Nathaniel Sawant giving her a New Delhi Hot Pocket while she is vulnerable.

by vanilaBean June 25, 2018

San Francisco Hot Pocket

a moonbounce full of baby oil and gay men; orgy

-You see that san francisco hot pocket at the party last night?
--eww, gross

by Choesly420 April 15, 2011

wetter than an otters pocket

your girl when she sees jensen ackles

dude i got wetter than an otters pocket when i saw jensen ackles shirtless

by jensenfamgi November 22, 2020

Cheesy Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of shitting inside of your partner's vagina while she has a yeast infection, then mercilessly fucking the shit out of her (Literally)
Variations include:
Vanilla Alabama Hot Pocket, Also can be combined with the Dirty Sanchez (depending on how fucking sick you are), Alabama Hot Pocket de Italiano

That bitch don't wash her pussy so I gave her a cheesy Alabama Hot Pocket.

by Frankie-Four-Fingers October 19, 2007