A master hacker who often bends space and time just because he is bored. He is able to summon his thirty-four black belts at will from anywhere in the universe, doing so by slipping them through wormholes from his hacker yacht at his hacker island. He is a little bit lumpy at times, but that is only a side-effect of his undigested metal pipes that he slips down his throat while hacking to keep him focused.
"Did the Ninja of Darkness totally just slurp down a metal pipe in front of the Moderators?"
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just gulped Andrew's 2DS in front of the Moderators."
"I think the Ninja of Darkness totally just licked a salty moai to oblivion in front of the Moderators."
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just swallowed a roomba whole in front of the Moderators."
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just gulped Andrew's 2DS in front of the Moderators."
"I think the Ninja of Darkness totally just licked a salty moai to oblivion in front of the Moderators."
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just swallowed a roomba whole in front of the Moderators."
by zimbabwezaibatsu April 25, 2023
Poon ninja : One who can access a vagina for sexual gratification in record time after a first meeting. A pussy hound of the highest order.
Within minutes she had succumbed to his charms. As he gently fondled her nether regions, she realised, even in the throes of her lust, that she had met her first genuine poon ninja.
by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel September 28, 2013
When you stealthily sneak-into your girlfriend's home after her kids have gone to sleep, so you can get some.
by Ojete April 27, 2014
The name of the sexual act in which raucous sex is performed, and recorded, while other people are asleep in the room...the key: no one must catch you.
Man, her roommate must have been on Ambien, because our recording session was definitely a Ninja Affliction!
by angelicacharisma May 08, 2012
Naruto X Boruto:Ultimate Ninja Storm Connections is a game which as it implies,covers the Naruto and Boruto series. It contains 10 new characters,returning stages,new gameplay mechanics,second jutsus (which are tilts,trust me),and two story modes (History and Special Story from Boruto) It is considered the worst game by naruto fans,and unfortunately the dub is pretty bad cause it used AI Voices. It is released for PS4,PS5,Xbox One,Xbox Series X,Nintendo Switch and PCs.
Storm Master:Ugh....Naruto X Boruto:Ultimate Ninja Storm Connections is the worst game i have ever played in my life!
Vaporgamer: Me too!
Monkey 2: Me three!
Trollsomeisback:But this game is so good,it has clones and-
Vaporgamer:Shut up!
Vaporgamer: Me too!
Monkey 2: Me three!
Trollsomeisback:But this game is so good,it has clones and-
Vaporgamer:Shut up!
by LeoKids123 July 13, 2024
Ninja games are a genre of games that people named “Dan”strongly dislike more then other named people
Dan-“I hate ninja games”
by Brown beanz September 01, 2021
by Swqsqwdws September 28, 2020